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[scrdest]

There are times when you realize human stupidity has far surpassed satire, and you are left asking yourself;
Why?

I refuse to believe this is real. For the sake of my faith in humanity. Just... no.

[kaijyuu]

It's the telegraph. Maybe not as bad as Daily Fail, but still...

[Lagslayer]

Another staple of the classroom - white paper - has also been questioned by Anne O'Connor, an early years consultant who advises local authorities on equality and diversity.

And suddenly the cost of education skyrockets past what most of the peasants can afford(and many can't even now, even with free public education), because color paper is not cheap at all. I commented on that part because that was the only one not so unbelievably stupid that commenting on it would cause brain damage to myself.

Actually unbleached paper can be cheaper. It's kind of brown though.

Harder to read black pencil marks on non-white paper. Most sorts of ink would be much harder to read as well.

[Bouchart]

It's fun when articles from The Onion are indistinguishable from "real" journalism.

[Helgoland]

Another staple of the classroom - white paper - has also been questioned by Anne O'Connor, an early years consultant who advises local authorities on equality and diversity.

And suddenly the cost of education skyrockets past what most of the peasants can afford(and many can't even now, even with free public education), because color paper is not cheap at all. I commented on that part because that was the only one not so unbelievably stupid that commenting on it would cause brain damage to myself.

Actually unbleached paper can be cheaper. It's kind of brown though.

Harder to read black pencil marks on non-white paper. Most sorts of ink would be much harder to read as well.

Even worse for colors - like the ones children use

[FearfulJesuit]

I must not begin playing Skyrim until finals are over.
I must not begin playing Skyrim until finals are over.
I must not begin playing Skyrim until finals are over.
I must not begin playing Skyrim until finals are over.
I must not begin playing Skyrim until finals are over.
I must not begin playing Skyrim until finals are over.
I must not begin playing Skyrim until finals are over.
I must not begin playing Skyrim until finals are over.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

You're right, you should play Morrowind instead of studying instead.

[FearfulJesuit]

You're right, you should play Morrowind instead of studying instead.

Skyrim's my first Elder Scrolls game. I'm trying to postpone the whole shootin' match.

[Putnam]

...resist.

resist

RESIST

RESIST

[FearfulJesuit]

...resist.

resist

RESIST

RESIST

I already made the mistake of installing it. But I haven't pressed the little "play" button.

[Putnam]

I already spent 8 hours today playing Oblivion. That's not what I'm resisting.

casuel

[Sirus]

...resist.

resist

RESIST

RESIST

I already made the mistake of installing it. But I haven't pressed the little "play" button.

Best uninstall it right away. That way there's no way you can give in to temptation before it reinstalls ^^

[Redzephyr01]

There are times when you realize human stupidity has far surpassed satire, and you are left asking yourself;
Why?

I refuse to believe that this isn't a Poe.

[Helgoland]

Well, we aren't supposed to call them blackboards/whiteboards any more...

EDIT: Okay, that was in bad taste.

[Willfor]

-snip-

If I were you, I would seriously consider redacting that kind of language out of the post.