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[FearfulJesuit]

Sounds like Troll 2 to me.

They're eating her!
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And then they're going to eat me!
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[Xantalos]

Best Christmas ever.

[Facekillz058]

My legs are pestilence.
Like, no matter what happens to them, cuts, bug bites, scrapes, they all turn into GIANT SWOLLEN PUS OOZERS.
Like, damn.

[Putnam]

Public service announcement: you don't even need to use photoshop to change what someone says in text. Check it out:

1. Highlight text you want to change.
2. Right click, inspect element (or similar for non-chrome browsers).
3. Find the text in the HTML code that comes up.
4. Edit it.
5. Screenshot. Look at that, you've got new, perfectly-fitting text that you can't really do anything benevolent with.

Example:

[Facekillz058]

The oozing leg wound just leaked through 2 bandaids in 10 minutes. DAMN IT THESE THINGS ARE EXPENSIVE.
Okay, I need a few opinions.
Could I just burn the damn thing to make it go away?
Would running a knife down my leg and cutting the lump off solve my problems?

[Tellemurius]

The oozing leg wound just leaked through 2 bandaids in 10 minutes. DAMN IT THESE THINGS ARE EXPENSIVE.
Okay, I need a few opinions.
Could I just burn the damn thing to make it go away?
Would running a knife down my leg and cutting the lump off solve my problems?

ever tried some neosporin, sounds like some serious infections.

[Facekillz058]

The oozing leg wound just leaked through 2 bandaids in 10 minutes. DAMN IT THESE THINGS ARE EXPENSIVE.
Okay, I need a few opinions.
Could I just burn the damn thing to make it go away?
Would running a knife down my leg and cutting the lump off solve my problems?

Option 3:
Urist McDoctor

I'm waiting for it to kill me before I go to have them tell me I have a rash.

EDIT: Also, I've tried all forms of disinfectant.
This includes rubbing the thing down till it was flat with my leg and nuking it with molten water and alcohol.

[Angel Of Death]

Don't try cutting off or burning anything that is leaking pus, I have first hand experience that it does not work. Soak it in hot, salty water for about an hour every day and if it doesn't pick up, doctor time. Hell, you should probably just see a doctor.

[Eric Blank]

Speaking of crackpots talking out of their ass about non-existent conspiracies...

Obama's had plenty of time to enslave America and force us into a neo-Soviet hellhole, resulting in the death of liberty, democracy and your small dog too. As it stands, there are no concentration camps and no police arresting people for thought crime (or at least no more than there were pre-Obama). Why are so many people still convinced that he's somehow going to cause the death of America and extinctify bald eagles, cackling and twirling his mustache the whole way through?

EDIT: I AM DUMB FOREVER AND EVER AND I SMELL LIKE FARTS.

It just occurred to me that Obama can never grow a mustache or probably even a beard now, because they would so totally take this as a sign of his anti-christness to, vote to secede and fail miserably. Actually, get on that Obama.

Well, really he'd just he'd look ridiculous with a beard.

[Facekillz058]

Okay, I feel this should be an important to post, as it pertains to the previous medical questions:
The wounds seem to heal after they dry up and stop leaking. Any advice on how to accelerate this process?
I've tried calamine lotion, but it just leaks through that.
Should I just like, rub salt and chalk on my leg?

[Itnetlolor]

Public service announcement: you don't even need to use photoshop to change what someone says in text. Check it out:

Oh, Putnam, hi! You changed your avatar, didn't you? I didn't notice it was you.

Learn something new everyday. Good to know.

[Putnam]

Oh, Putnam, hi! You changed your avatar, didn't you? I didn't notice it was you.

My original pops up occasionally, but it's mostly Ace Combat 3 now.

[Lagslayer]

I've found that these things are best treated as follows:

First, squeeze out as much pus as possible. Even if it hurts, even if you have to squeeze from flesh way out from the wound. Get that stuff out. Next, use some hydrogen peroxide. Make sure it really gets in there. Let it fizz for a few seconds, then try to squeeze more pus out to be sure. Repeat until the fizzing mostly stops. Lastly, cover the wound with something. If not bandages, then tape a paper towel or a small piece of paper to the wound. Though, i find the peroxide treatment usually stops most of the bleeding.

[Facekillz058]

Will try, thanks.
I never thought of treating this like a giant pimple of death,

[Lagslayer]

Will try, thanks.
I never thought of treating this like a giant pimple of death,

I'm assuming they are not monsterous in size. If they are especially large, maybe you should see a doctor. Or take some anti-biotics or something.