I had something resembling a stroke and my mom officially became Bitch Prime.
So last night during class the right side of my body went numb, and I could barely control my right arm. I barely managed to call home, and got a ride back home. I also couldn't manage to use my cell phone, it was like I was forgetting how to use it entirely. I knew perfectly well how to spell the words, but I'd forgotten how to use T-9 entirely. Then when I get home... my mom is arguing with my dad about which hospital to go to. Or whether I need to see a doctor at all. I freak out, because the last thing I wanted was to wake up dead in the morning. My dad finally gets fed up with her and starts getting ready to go and asks if she's coming or not. She says yes, then takes ten minutes to pretty herself up for the hospital ~_~
We get to the hospital, they do lots of tests over the period of five hours, they conclude it wasn't a stroke, just a migraine with stroke-like symptoms. They use a CT scan and MRI and can't find any evidence of a blood clot in the brain anywhere. Thank goodness. But I didn't have medical coverage, so that might not go well once the bills roll in... but better than being dead. The next morning... my mom walks into my room, and bitches away. She tells me to go clean my room, to go look up jobs (I'm still in school for like two months... the hell), and says the medical bill will definitely be $100,000. Then leaves.
I always wondered what my mom would do if one of her kid's lives were in danger. Now I know. She doesn't give a fuck. And cares more about how much it costs. My mom has officially progressed from bitch-->super bitch-->mega bitch-->Bitch Prime. She is the source of all Bitch in the world. It radiates out from her and saturates the world with Bitch.