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[SalmonGod]

Just because there is no more cold weather to make the 10 second walk from your front door to your car mildly uncomfortable does not mean you should go cruising around town 10-15 miles below the speed limit (and taking your sweet ass time accelerating up to that) while talking on your cell phones and stuffing your faces behind the wheel.  If you really cannot help yourselves, could you at least stop pacing each other and holding up traffic in both lanes?

I hate losing 1/3 of my lunch break to these goddamn fairweather joyriders.  Please bring back the cold so they'll resume huddling pathetically in their cozy shelters.  Anything below 60F should do the trick.

[Akura]

Hoooooly crap my mother is deluded. I overheard her talking with the stepdad, saying it's my dad's fault that none of her children talk to her, especially about him. She said she didn't mind that we're talking with him(as if she has any right whatsoever to object), but wants to know what we're saying. She seems to be completely ignorant of the fact the everyone in her family - her children especially - hates her. She even admitted that it was her idea to completely screw everyone's lives over for her benefit(okay, she didn't put it that way, but that's what she did).

Just because there is no more cold weather to make the 10 second walk from your front door to your car mildly uncomfortable does not mean you should go cruising around town 10-15 miles below the speed limit (and taking your sweet ass time accelerating up to that) while talking on your cell phones and stuffing your faces behind the wheel.  If you really cannot help yourselves, could you at least stop pacing each other and holding up traffic in both lanes?

I hate losing 1/3 of my lunch break to these goddamn fairweather joyriders.  Please bring back the cold so they'll resume huddling pathetically in their cozy shelters.  Anything below 60F should do the trick.

60° is cold where you live? Bwahahahah. Here, 50° is warm enough for what you describe, only nobody does it here. Instead they barrel down the street at 10 above the limit(in a school zone, no less), regardless of temperature.

[SalmonGod]

60° is cold where you live? Bwahahahah. Here, 50° is warm enough for what you describe

Yeah, I laugh at it too.  Hoosiers are pathetic in general.

[Criptfeind]

I got the red ring of death on my Xbox. Fuckin hell.

[Tilla]

Went to the hair dresser and sat in the lobby for about half an hour while an older lady got her hair dyed.

Nonstop crazy birther talk. In Canada no less. Insulting discussion of Libruls and talking about how smart Glenn Beck is. Ugh.

[Darvi]

My brother keeps eating away my food and hogs all the stuff I don't eat for later.

Why haven't I punched him in the face yet?

[Something Evil]

Mousetrap sandwiches?

[Darvi]

Yeah no. I'm talking more about Chinese takeaway and jam and stuff. And I don't think we have any mousetraps.

[Angel Of Death]

Fist sandwiches?

[Darvi]

Hmm no. He'll just go whining to his parents.

And then go back to the laptop despite the fact that he's banned from it for the rest of the holidays.

/:-l

[Angel Of Death]

Hmm no. He'll just go whining to his parents.

And then go back to the laptop despite the fact that he's banned from it for the rest of the holidays.

/:-l

Knife and shallow grave sandwic-

Alright, that's too far...

[Darvi]

Now we're talk-

Oh.

[Acanthus117]

A knife sandwich...

Sounds masochistic.

[Angel Of Death]

A knife sandwich...

Sounds masochistic.

Trust me, razor blade sandwiches are much more.

[breadbocks]

OK, here's a good one. So, me and my mom left to go to WalMart at about 3. We were looking for cloths, and so while I was over trying stuff on, my mom was being stupid, and walked away from the cart holding her wallet. So, we spend 2 hours explaining to the cops/security what it looked like and stuff. We just got home so my mom could cancel her presumably stolen credit cards. And the first thing we hear on the phone that rings ~40 seconds after we get home? That bitch of a Customer Services person had it the whole goddamn time, but was too busy avoiding dealing with us to find that out until after we left.