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[RedKing]

My stepdad has also, once again, required us to use the gas stove, as opposed to the normal one. Mind you, this is a gas stove meant to be used outdoors(and has warning as such, long peeled off, but some of it is still visible), inside a house that, due to the cold season, has limited ventilation.

So....he's asking you all to slowly give yourselves carbon monoxide poisoning? Fuck you, stepdad.

[nenjin]

Carbon Monoxide poisoning builds character.

[RedKing]

Carbon Monoxide poisoning builds character.

Well, it certainly helps with being the stoic, silent type. Not so much the non-dead type though.

[Xantalos]

My brother and his annoying older girl friend have been barging in my room. My only resort is leaning against the door to keep it shut. They're trying to fake messages from my family and friends - badly. They've been doing this for THREE HOURS.

DANGEROUSLY...CLOSE...TO...MURDEROUS RAMPAGE...

OH GOD WHAT THE HELL
THEY'RE COMPOSING MOCKING POETRY AND RAP
THE SHITS ARE DISSING ME

[Max White]

Question: Are you packing heat? I need a status report on nerf gear, as well as water pistols, balloons and even rubber bands.

[Aklyon]

Question: Are you packing heat? I need a status report on nerf gear, as well as water pistols, balloons and even rubber bands.

Don't forget paper shuriken.

[Xantalos]

I have an avalanche of books and an army of paper airplanes.

[Max White]

And lest we forget that a wind up crayon can easily be converted into a pea shooter. Nothing stings like wads of chewed up paper.

[misko27]

I have an avalanche of books and an army of paper airplanes.

Seems possible. Throw into their face. Counter-annoy.

[Xantalos]

Fortunately the girl had to go home. I have enough time to prep the hallway with some stinefall traps before she comes here again.

[FearfulJesuit]

Water Magma bucket over door.

[Max White]

Seriously, go to some a second hand military store, get yourself some camo pants and a vest, and then pick up a grey shirt and black boots from somewhere. Then buy the biggest super soaker you can find. To top it off, tie a piece of red cloth around your head rambo style.

Then next time, run out screaming.

[Xantalos]

Seriously, go to some a second hand military store, get yourself some camo pants and a vest, and then pick up a grey shirt and black boots from somewhere. Then buy the biggest super soaker you can find. To top it off, tie a piece of red cloth around your head rambo style.

Then next time, run out screaming.

I'll get a suit and go out Scarface style.

[Max White]

You could invite a friend over with darker skin, or whiter skin if required, and do the pulp fiction scene!

[FearfulJesuit]

ITT a man in blackface and a cute girl who watches flower porn duel with water guns.