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Author Topic: Things that made you RRRRRRAAAAGGGGEEEE today: Trust-o-nomics Edition  (Read 3748271 times)

Hanslanda

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Re: Things that made you RRAAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread: Delayed Calamities Edition
« Reply #19890 on: January 15, 2013, 06:07:43 pm »

Made me gag a bit, but earlier I found an icicle and poked it.

T'wasn't an icicle, It was someone's phlegm. Ewww...
Wat.
I'm not really sure what question I should ask to get you to confirm that for what I think you meant.
Phlegm=mucous in your throat.

Hack, spit. If you have a cold, it's probably phlegm that comes out.


Your sentence structure is confusing as shit.

The icicle was made of phlegm? Or you were poking an unreferenced object that turned out to be phlegm? Or you gagged up phlegm and poked it with an icicle?
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Well, we could put two and two together and write a book: "The Shit that Hans and Max Did: You Won't Believe This Shit."
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Re: Things that made you RRAAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread: Delayed Calamities Edition
« Reply #19891 on: January 15, 2013, 06:10:42 pm »

Ooooh. I see now. Ew. Phlegm! Phlegm! Phlegm! Phlegethor the Mighty!
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Well, we could put two and two together and write a book: "The Shit that Hans and Max Did: You Won't Believe This Shit."
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Re: Things that made you RRAAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread: Delayed Calamities Edition
« Reply #19892 on: January 15, 2013, 06:11:14 pm »

The fiance can pop in if she likes to correct me, but I believe we have a good amount of eye contact, but not an excessive amount. We don't often look directly at each other when talking unless we're trying to be romantic or something.
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Re: Things that made you RRAAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread: Delayed Calamities Edition
« Reply #19893 on: January 15, 2013, 06:17:36 pm »

Yeah. My LF only really does eye contact when she's trying to be flirty. Or make me uncomfortable. Or when we're making fun of someone.
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Well, we could put two and two together and write a book: "The Shit that Hans and Max Did: You Won't Believe This Shit."
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Re: Things that made you RRAAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread: Delayed Calamities Edition
« Reply #19894 on: January 15, 2013, 06:22:10 pm »

If you don't usually look people in the eyes, only do it when you accidentally barge in on them whilst they are on the loo.

Lock eyes. Don't stop staring, and slowly back towards the door and leave, maintaining eye contact as long as possible. Watch them get more and more uncomfortable.


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Well, we could put two and two together and write a book: "The Shit that Hans and Max Did: You Won't Believe This Shit."
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Re: Things that made you RRAAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread: Delayed Calamities Edition
« Reply #19895 on: January 15, 2013, 06:22:55 pm »

I actually don't like making eye contact. Mostly since people think my eye is creepy. Besides some people really close to me that either like it or got used to it.

And then there's my daughter, who seems to keep it going as long as possible especially if it makes people uncomfortable. Sometimes I worry a little about her.
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Re: Things that made you RRAAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread: Delayed Calamities Edition
« Reply #19896 on: January 15, 2013, 06:25:43 pm »

I actually don't like making eye contact. Mostly since people think my eye is creepy. Besides some people really close to me that either like it or got used to it.

And then there's my daughter, who seems to keep it going as long as possible especially if it makes people uncomfortable. Sometimes I worry a little about her.


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Re: Things that made you RRAAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread: Delayed Calamities Edition
« Reply #19897 on: January 15, 2013, 06:26:13 pm »

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Re: Things that made you RRAAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread: Delayed Calamities Edition
« Reply #19898 on: January 15, 2013, 07:54:58 pm »

I'll let you borrow my cement blocks and rope.   
I poked what I thought was an icicle (it was clear and icicle shaped), and it turned out to be phlegm. I gagged for about a minute, and still have to repress my gag reflex when I think about it.
Where are you located that's cold enough to freeze phlegm? 
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Re: Things that made you RRAAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread: Delayed Calamities Edition
« Reply #19899 on: January 15, 2013, 07:58:02 pm »

It didn't freeze, I think. That's how he found out what the goopy mess was.
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Re: Things that made you RRAAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread: Delayed Calamities Edition
« Reply #19900 on: January 15, 2013, 08:34:20 pm »

Extended eye contact gives me a (splitting) headache.

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It's unfortunately that eye contact is de facto signaling of attention in this culture, really. It's not like I can not pay attention (I broke that part when I was about twelve -- if I say I didn't hear you, I'm probably disassembling to some degree or had ear phones in, because I can't not listen anymore :-\ Which... yeah. TV. Hate.), but most people seem to be woefully inattentive of their surroundings so... people expect some kind of physical cue instead of just assuming the person with functioning ears can hear them.

Note the phrase is "make eye contact", not, eye duel them until they flinch. I've noticed in my new job lately that people talk to me, sometimes against my wishes, because I make a lot of eye contact. People like knowing that you find their conversation compelling enough to pay attention to them while they're doing it, I'd say mostly subconsciously. That's still different than never breaking eye contact. I find that shit uncomfortable too because I just stare into someone's pupil and start to lose the thread of what they're saying. A guy I work with makes almost no eye contact when customers try to make conversation with him, and they generally leave him alone. Which he likes. But he generally leaves people with the impression he's an asshole or is kind of pathologically aloof.

I dunno. I was really shy growing up and still kind of am, so I made it a point early on to make eye contact with people, especially adults. It always seemed to play well with them. I also like eye contact because it's harder for people to lie to you.
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Re: Things that made you RRAAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread: Eye Dueling Edition
« Reply #19901 on: January 15, 2013, 08:37:56 pm »

Eye contact's a bitch anyway. Have you ever tried to get your eyes to touch eachother? The bloody skull would get in the way anyway!
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Re: Things that made you RRAAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread: Eye Dueling Edition
« Reply #19902 on: January 15, 2013, 09:03:47 pm »

One of my texts disappeared over break. FUCK YOU RANDOM MISSING-ITEM GNOMES. NOT PAYING $200 TO GET ANOTHER COPY FOR ONE DAMNED SEMESTER.

On the upside, it came with a full, free e-text, so I can use that. Of course that entails lugging around my gorram heavy new laptop all the time.
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Re: Things that made you RRAAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread: Eye Dueling Edition
« Reply #19903 on: January 15, 2013, 09:13:49 pm »

Eye contact's a bitch anyway. Have you ever tried to get your eyes to touch eachother? The bloody skull would get in the way anyway!
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Re: Things that made you RRAAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread: Eye Dueling Edition
« Reply #19904 on: January 16, 2013, 12:37:48 am »

WHERE IN THE UNHOLY FUCK ARE TUITION AMOUNTS WRITTEN DOWN!?
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