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[Descan]

My brother is accusing me of using his credit card to pay for phone sex.

Nevermind that it's only 60 bucks, I can pay for that myself, why would I use his credit card when I would -know- he'd get a bill statement?

Nevermind that I hate audio porn. I mute any video I watch and I barely watch them anyway.

Nevermind that I have a tumblr FULL OF DICK.

And NEVERMIND that I've had basically no way to even USE his credit card. I don't know where he keeps it, but I'm betting it's either on his person or in his lockbox.

The only proof he has is this mysterious recording of me that I nor my mother have heard, and apparently since he "closed the investigation", he can't access. So it might as well not exist.

I'm a little miffed here.

Apparently he's going to "dispute the charges" which will, also apparently, get the police involved, wherein I'll be 'asked' to give a voice recording. That's miffing me too.

I'm just all kinds of miffed.

[MaximumZero]

My brother is accusing me of using his credit card to pay for phone sex.

Nevermind that it's only 60 bucks, I can pay for that myself.

Nevermind that I hate audio porn. I mute any video I watch and I barely watch them anyway.

Nevermind that I have a tumblr FULL OF DICK.

And NEVERMIND that I've had basically no way to even USE his credit card. I don't know where he keeps it, but I'm betting it's either on his person or in his lockbox.

The only proof he has is this mysterious recording of me that I nor my mother have heard, and apparently since he "closed the investigation", he can't access. So it might as well not exist.

I'm a little miffed here.

I'd say that deserves a facepunch. Like, seriously, I would punch someone in the face if they accused me of that. Mostly because I hate porny audio (except rock music,) too.

[Hanslanda]

Guy at work today, standing there staring at cheese blankly. I'm sweeping (The whole store, with a dustmop) I stop next to him, ask, "Are you finding everything okay?"
"No." Silence. I think for a second, and he snaps, "You think I'm supposed to move?" In reference to me sweeping.
Excuse me? I'm fucking working you fat fuck, and I offered you assistance. Sweeping where your prodigious girth has been occupying can wait, I just thought I could help you. But now that I see you're an entitled fat bastard, I think I might help you acquire facial scars.

Before this, a woman is riding around in the mart cart, the powered one, and asks me if I can give her sale items from tomorrow right now. Three problems with this:
It's on sale tomorrow. Not today.
We don't have it in yet.
You were acting like we owe you for shopping at our store.

I swear, I'm so tired of people acting all entitled like they DESERVE to get special treatment because they deign to grave us lesser humans that work in the service industry with their prescence.

[Xantalos]

*RAEG*

Ah, the services industry. The only place where it's legal to treat workers like you own them and they are subhuman poos.
_{That said, I empathize with ye, though your suffering gives me popcorn.}

[kaijyuu]

HANS! Fetch me something from the top shelf! The one that's hard to reach!

...

No, I don't want it anymore. You took too long and soiled it with your subhuman hands.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

-snip-

Don't even talk to the police without a lawyer. Don't even deny anything, just refuse to answer questions and ask to leave when they come knocking.

EDIT: Also your brother is an asshole and you should stop talking to him as well.

[Descan]

-snip-

Don't even talk to the police without a lawyer. Don't even deny anything, just refuse to answer questions and ask to leave when they come knocking.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

If they come knocking, then. You said they'd be getting involved, so I'm assuming they're going to.

[Hanslanda]

That said, I empathize with ye, though your suffering gives me popcorn.

o.O

HANS! Fetch me something from the top shelf! The one that's hard to reach!

...

No, I don't want it anymore. You took too long and soiled it with your subhuman hands.

Hey, Kaijyuu, how you doing? Listen, I'm going to need to have you get me those TPS forms by five thirty, mmmmkay? Great, thanks. (Please tell me you got this reference.)

[Descan]

"Hi officer. May I leave?"

 

[Xantalos]

That said, I empathize with ye, though your suffering gives me popcorn.

o.O

I'm drowning in popcorn right now, since human suffering gives me some popcorn, even though I'm not causing it. The system thinks I am, and that's enough for me.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

"Hi officer. May I leave?"

 

Yes, actually.

[Blargityblarg]

Guy at work today, standing there staring at cheese blankly. I'm sweeping (The whole store, with a dustmop) I stop next to him, ask, "Are you finding everything okay?"
"No." Silence. I think for a second, and he snaps, "You think I'm supposed to move?" In reference to me sweeping.
Excuse me? I'm fucking working you fat fuck, and I offered you assistance. Sweeping where your prodigious girth has been occupying can wait, I just thought I could help you. But now that I see you're an entitled fat bastard, I think I might help you acquire facial scars.

Before this, a woman is riding around in the mart cart, the powered one, and asks me if I can give her sale items from tomorrow right now. Three problems with this:
It's on sale tomorrow. Not today.
We don't have it in yet.
You were acting like we owe you for shopping at our store.

I swear, I'm so tired of people acting all entitled like they DESERVE to get special treatment because they deign to grave us lesser humans that work in the service industry with their prescence.

Both of y'all should come to Australia; you because we treat service personnel (such as myself) like real people. Him because the overabundance of lethal wildlife will expedite his premature yet long overdue demise.

[Descan]

"Hi officer. May I leave?"

 

Yes, actually.

Why? What would that accomplish? Would that even work?

You're being helpful and not helpful at the same tiiiiime! D:

Keep in mind, I'm in Canada.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

I'm afraid you're doomed, then. Might as well go to the gulags yourself. Nothing I can do to help you.