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[Loud Whispers]

If you take this seriously I will descend upon you with the force of a thousand suns

This was in the original post.

The post GO quoted.

Your lack of obscure Davinci-fu is disturbing.

[Facekillz058]

I cut myself ripped my thumb open on a staple while putting a book into my backpack today.
After about half a giga-second of contemplating how that is possible,
I went some sort of nerd-rage, and chucked my 30 pound backpack in some random direction in the room.
This was at home, atleast.
I don't know why I went all angreh, i'm a chill person.
But it frickin' hurt, I guess is the best answer.

[Blargityblarg]

After about half a giga-second of contemplating how that is possible

Half a gigasecond is very nearly sixteen years.

[Darvi]

He has a personal dimension for navel-gazing where time flows much, much faster.

[SalmonGod]

See today's Real Life Comics for my take on Disney buying LucasArts. I just had that discussion, almost word for word, with a friend of mine.

I didn't even consider that last point before. Star Wars Episode VII, written and directed by Joss Whedon. That....that is very interesting indeed.

It also might give nerds heart attacks, though.

Joss Whedon declined doing Star Wars.

And I'm not putting faith in any Disney movie that isn't written by Joss Whedon.  Yeah, Avengers was great...... but Ironman 2 and Thor were both incredibly mediocre and felt like Disney movies, plus multiple crappy cartoon series now running in the Marvel universe that also suffer a very strong Disney flavor.  There's one Avengers cartoon now that's drawn in a chibi style and the writing feels almost like one of Disney's Hannah Montana-style sitcoms.  Disney is in general very consistent about releasing mega-assloads of crap for every decent work.

[Shinotsa]

Math makes me rage. All the time. So I'm working out my rage with you guys!

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Well Blarg, you've already analyzed the 0.5 gigasecond problem. I now see mega-assload as a unit and wish it calculated.

Apparently I'm too dense to understand sphere packing so an actual analysis of a mega-assload of space is out of the question, but I believe I can do total volume and weight.

Assuming an ass is a perfect sphere with a circumference of 3 meters (measurements were taken and overly simplified to get this concept) a mega-assload would have a volume of approximately 456,000 cubic feet. Assuming its composition is 100% adipose tissue (I hope this is not the case) a mega-assload would have an approximate weight of 12,500 tons. That's approximately 2,400 elephants worth of booty. While I have tried to apply these findings to discover just how much a "mega-assload of crap" might be, the wide variations in the density of crap make it too difficult for someone who can't math.

[RedKing]

Math makes me rage. All the time. So I'm working out my rage with you guys!

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Well Blarg, you've already analyzed the 0.5 gigasecond problem. I now see mega-assload as a unit and wish it calculated.

Apparently I'm too dense to understand sphere packing so an actual analysis of a mega-assload of space is out of the question, but I believe I can do total volume and weight.

Assuming an ass is a perfect sphere with a circumference of 3 meters (measurements were taken and overly simplified to get this concept) a mega-assload would have a volume of approximately 456,000 cubic feet. Assuming its composition is 100% adipose tissue (I hope this is not the case) a mega-assload would have an approximate weight of 12,500 tons. That's approximately 2,400 elephants worth of booty. While I have tried to apply these findings to discover just how much a "mega-assload of crap" might be, the wide variations in the density of crap make it too difficult for someone who can't math.

Excellent research, but do you account for steatopygic variables? It is in fact possible to have an assload of ass.

[Shinotsa]

All calculations are based off of my own ass, which I am assuming to be the average ass of a caucasian male. If anyone has a problem with this they can measure the circumference of their own ass and perhaps we cab establish some degree of ass variance.

Also, I was working under the assumption that one ass was able to contain an assload

[Darvi]

Despite the name, you can't just make assumptions in ass maths.

[nenjin]

You're fired.

[SalmonGod]

Don't want to live on this planet anymore.

[Tellemurius]

That old man must be having a time of his life, or his face is stuck due to the shock.
as a Coloradan i must warn all of you guys do not call the bluff from the police there, they are well prepared to get in and get what they want and walk out. They take protests and riots very damn serious.

[Flying Dice]

Don't want to live on this planet anymore.

Just... fuck. I wish I could be surprised to see jackbooted stormtroopers enforcing corporate interests, and I really wish I could call them 'jackbooted stormtroopers' as an exaggeration.

[MonkeyHead]

Browser hijacker and/or rootkit on work laptop. Normally the sort of thing that I hand it over to the tech support guys at work for, but its a half term break. Great. 6 hours of geekery ahead. 

[miauw62]

Browser hijacker and/or rootkit on work laptop. Normally the sort of thing that I hand it over to the tech support guys at work for, but its a half term break. Great. 6 hours of geekery ahead. 

Wich one is it?
Babylon?
A few tips:
Superantispyware.
Starter. Make sure it does not run something on boot.

@Greatorder, i use AVG free and it serves me well enough. Apparantly it's a bit bloated tough.