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[Flying Dice]

Xantalos, you'll be a better cosmic horror if you wear girl pants.

Yeah, all the cool cosmic horrors are wearing girl pants.

...Somewhat averted by Misko.

Put on the tight girl pants, Xantalos, they'll show off your writhing tentacles and gaping maw.

Yeah, you go girl!

How about this - I beat galaxies to death with girl pants.

Only if you use the girl pants to contain dead galaxies.

Do girl pants have enough fabric strength to contain billions upon billions of stars?

After seeing some of the people that wear girl pants, I'll answer with an emphatic yes.

[Xantalos]

Xantalos, you'll be a better cosmic horror if you wear girl pants.

Yeah, all the cool cosmic horrors are wearing girl pants.

...Somewhat averted by Misko.

Put on the tight girl pants, Xantalos, they'll show off your writhing tentacles and gaping maw.

Yeah, you go girl!

How about this - I beat galaxies to death with girl pants.

Only if you use the girl pants to contain dead galaxies.

Do girl pants have enough fabric strength to contain billions upon billions of stars?

After seeing some of the people that wear girl pants, I'll answer with an emphatic yes.

...Cannot unsee.

[Loud Whispers]

...Cannot unsee.

Cut down the pyramids guys, we don't want a tight girl pants cascade on our hands.

[Mego]

...Cannot unsee.

Cut down the pyramids guys, we don't want a tight girl pants cascade on our hands.

And why not?

[Xantalos]

...Cannot unsee.

Cut down the pyramids guys, we don't want a tight girl pants cascade on our hands.

And why not?

For the pyramids? Read YOU ALWAYS ROLL 5. You'll know when it starts.

[misko27]

...Cannot unsee.

Cut down the pyramids guys, we don't want a tight girl pants cascade on our hands.

And why not?

Have you seen the YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE thread? Thats what happens.

[Corai]

...Cannot unsee.

Cut down the pyramids guys, we don't want a tight girl pants cascade on our hands.

And why not?

Have you seen the YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE thread? Thats what happens.

All because of you and me Misko. You and me.

[Xantalos]

...Cannot unsee.

Cut down the pyramids guys, we don't want a tight girl pants cascade on our hands.

And why not?

Have you seen the YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE thread? Thats what happens.

All because of you and me Misko. You and me.

OBJECTION!
Me too.

[Mego]

I have read that thread. I'm talking about a cascade of girl pants. That wouldn't be so bad, as long as there were girls in them.

And if there's not girls in them, even better! 

[kaijyuu]

Despite being into dudes, I'd prefer they were not in tight pants. It makes me uncomfortable just thinking about it.

[Xantalos]

Especially for those poor pants with nobody inside them.

[misko27]

Especially for those poor pants with nobody inside them.

Ahh, those poor pants, my heart goes ot to them. Everytime I think of those pant s I think, "Why god, Why not me instead?"

Then I remember that I too lack the feel of a girl's legs, and I have a heavy heart.

[dei]

Despite being into dudes, I'd prefer they were not in tight pants. It makes me uncomfortable just thinking about it.

I have to wear tight pants on occasion because I lack the money to get clothing in my size. I cannot even tie my shoes without almost suffocating.

On Topic: I have a reason to reaffirm my belief that IRC and myself just don't mix. Not saying what, but let's just say I've never met an IRC chatroom that I didn't have problems in. It's probably me now that I think about it, but I don't know why it's me. Also my chest hurts and my Christian roommate hit on me when I came out of the shower without a shirt on - which I did because I forgot to get one out of my dresser before I got into the shower.

A little miffed overall, but that will be fixed by hunting bandits in Fable: The Lost Chapters or playing with my sexy elf wizardess in Neverwinter Nights.

[misko27]

Despite being into dudes, I'd prefer they were not in tight pants. It makes me uncomfortable just thinking about it.

I have to wear tight pants on occasion because I lack the money to get clothing in my size. I cannot even tie my shoes without almost suffocating.

On Topic: I have a reason to reaffirm my belief that IRC and myself just don't mix. Not saying what, but let's just say I've never met an IRC chatroom that I didn't have problems in. It's probably me now that I think about it, but I don't know why it's me. Also my chest hurts and my Christian roommate hit on me when I came out of the shower without a shirt on - which I did because I forgot to get one out of my dresser before I got into the shower.

A little miffed overall, but that will be fixed by hunting bandits in Fable: The Lost Chapters or playing with my sexy elf wizardess in Neverwinter Nights.

If you or your roommate is female, very good. Otherwise, I imagine he was likely joking, considering your earlier mention of having boobies as a joke.

Pardon me for saying, but there seems to be a consistent theme in your comments here.

[dei]

Despite being into dudes, I'd prefer they were not in tight pants. It makes me uncomfortable just thinking about it.

I have to wear tight pants on occasion because I lack the money to get clothing in my size. I cannot even tie my shoes without almost suffocating.

On Topic: I have a reason to reaffirm my belief that IRC and myself just don't mix. Not saying what, but let's just say I've never met an IRC chatroom that I didn't have problems in. It's probably me now that I think about it, but I don't know why it's me. Also my chest hurts and my Christian roommate hit on me when I came out of the shower without a shirt on - which I did because I forgot to get one out of my dresser before I got into the shower.

A little miffed overall, but that will be fixed by hunting bandits in Fable: The Lost Chapters or playing with my sexy elf wizardess in Neverwinter Nights.

If you or your roommate is female, very good. Otherwise, I imagine he was likely joking, considering your earlier mention of having boobies as a joke.

Pardon me for saying, but there seems to be a consistent theme in your comments here.

I live with four guys and a border collie. I'm a big-boned male that could pass for Mikey from American Choppers. Considering the women that move into this complex if I had female roommates they would probably yell at me in that kind of situation, and then my landlady and landlord would yell at me.

Also I don't know about a theme. I'm just kind of miffed and tired and maybe a little snarky due to the lack of caffeine.