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[Logical2u]

Every piece of technology I have touched lately has suffered some manner of failure mode that has required not-insubstantial time investments to repair and/or test and also increase my stress levels significantly. This is unacceptable.

[Vorthon]

Heh. Do you happen to have any artistic skills?

[kaijyuu]

Every piece of technology I have touched lately has suffered some manner of failure mode that has required not-insubstantial time investments to repair and/or test and also increase my stress levels significantly. This is unacceptable.

Have you considered weaponizing this ability? I'm certain the US military would be interested in your technology destroying powers.

[Xantalos]

Every piece of technology I have touched lately has suffered some manner of failure mode that has required not-insubstantial time investments to repair and/or test and also increase my stress levels significantly. This is unacceptable.

Have you considered weaponizing this ability? I'm certain the US military would be interested in your technology destroying powers.

We can't hand Harry Dresden over to the 'murican government!

[freeformschooler]

"Elementary" has Watson as a girl.

NOW HOW CAN I SHIP GAY SHERLOCK X GAY WATSON GRRRGRARRARARG

[MetalSlimeHunt]

NOW HOW CAN I SHIP GAY SHERLOCK X GAY WATSON GRRRGRARRARARG

THE FUNNY PART IS HOW THAT ISN'T EVEN REALLY A SHIP, IN ONE OF THE ORIGINAL BOOKS WATSON IS DESCRIBED AS BEING A "BOHEMIAN", WHICH AT THE TIME WAS A POLITE SLANG TERM FOR HOMOSEXUAL.

WHY ARE WE YELLING?

[Jervill]

Simple.  Make Sherlock female as well.

[Frumple]

"Elementary" has Watson as a girl.

NOW HOW CAN I SHIP GAY SHERLOCK X GAY WATSON GRRRGRARRARARG

AY FUTA HEEEEEE

Baka ne... wait, wait, what was I doing?

Anyway, the same way everyone does. Genderbend. It's like firebending but with chromosomes. Watson's obviously crossdressing for... some convoluted reason or another.

E:

Simple.  Make Sherlock female as well.

Or this!

[freeformschooler]

Anyway, the same way everyone does. Genderbend. It's like firebending but with chromosomes. Watson's obviously crossdressing for... some convoluted reason or another.

Watson is crossdressing BECAUSE of their illicit romance. This is my headcanon. I can now watch the show the way it was intended.

[Euld]

Friends are just... AUGH sometimes.  I'm going to hang out at a friends place and bring my computer, but he's insisting I spend the night at his place, regardless of how little I want to do that >_>;;

[Tellemurius]

"Elementary" has Watson as a girl.

NOW HOW CAN I SHIP GAY SHERLOCK X GAY WATSON GRRRGRARRARARG

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

you realize thats his niece right?

[MetalSlimeHunt]

"Elementary" has Watson as a girl.

NOW HOW CAN I SHIP GAY SHERLOCK X GAY WATSON GRRRGRARRARARG

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

you realize thats his niece right?

Spoiler: ITS A LOUD FUCKIN' SPOILER, MATE! (click to show/hide)

WAIT, WHAT?! THEY MADE HIM A WOMAN AND HIS NIECE? SWEET CRICKET-WINNING MONTEZUMA, WHY IS HOLLYWOOD SO OBSESSED WITH ALTERING SHIT IN WAYS THAT SHOULD NEVER BE ALTERED? MAKING HIM A WOMAN IS SOMEWHAT REASONABLE, BUT WATSON SHOULDN'T BE RELATED TO SHERLOCK!

[Frumple]

"Elementary" has Watson as a girl.

NOW HOW CAN I SHIP GAY SHERLOCK X GAY WATSON GRRRGRARRARARG

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

you realize thats his niece right?

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

AHAHAHAHA You don't know how shipping likes to work, do yous?

Also welcome to hollywood, MSH

[freeformschooler]

"Elementary" has Watson as a girl.

NOW HOW CAN I SHIP GAY SHERLOCK X GAY WATSON GRRRGRARRARARG

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

you realize thats his niece right?

Spoiler: ITS A LOUD FUCKIN' SPOILER, MATE! (click to show/hide)

WAIT, WHAT?! THEY MADE HIM A WOMAN AND HIS NIECE? SWEET CRICKET-WINNING MONTEZUMA, WHY IS HOLLYWOOD SO OBSESSED WITH ALTERING SHIT IN WAYS THAT SHOULD NEVER BE ALTERED? MAKING HIM A WOMAN IS SOMEWHAT REASONABLE, BUT WATSON SHOULDN'T BE RELATED TO SHERLOCK!

AND AMERICAN CHARACTERS AREN'T AS SHIPPABLE AS BRITISH CHARACTERS

[Wrex]

What have I walked into.