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[kaijyuu]

Best used as ammunition then, as previously suggested.

[Scelly9]

Sonic penny launcher, I like it.

[Hanslanda]

Ah Icarus, you flew too close to the sun and befell my wrath.

Translation:
The annoying Fly was blinded by the light, leaving it vulnerable to my attacks; The fly lost.

I was chasing a fly in the produce room the other day, cuz I can catch them with my ninja fast hands, and I caught it. I was like, "How shall you die this day?"
And I thought.
And thought.
And finally I took the fly outside and released him, for I am a merciful creature.

[kaijyuu]

* kaijyuu sage nods at Hans.

Well done.

[Hanslanda]

* kaijyuu sage nods at Hans.

Well done.

Don't be so quick to backpat. I caught one by the sink the other day and drowned his ass, then flushed him into the disposer and kicked it on. I'm not always merciful, that one fly just got really really lucky. Plus, I hate getting fly guts all stuck in the dermal ridges on my fingers.

[Xantalos]

I suppose I failthe sage test, because whenever I catch a fly I pull off the wings and 3 legs and watch my cat bat it around for a bit before eating.

[Hanslanda]

I suppose I failthe sage test, because whenever I catch a fly I pull off the wings and 3 legs and watch my cat bat it around for a bit before eating.

Well, at least you are earning the title Eldritch Abomination now...

[penguinofhonor]

I tend to seal stink bugs in containers and let them starve or whatever, but that's because I can't handle them roughly.

[Xantalos]

I just lost at Drakefire Chasm again. I was at the final fight. And then the adventurers killed me. And now I have to start all. Over. Again. FUUUUUU

[lemon10]

I misspoke in rage, their actually pennies.

I read this as "their actually penises" and almost choked on the water I was drinking.

[Loud Whispers]

Ah Icarus, you flew too close to the sun and befell my wrath.

Translation:
The annoying Fly was blinded by the light, leaving it vulnerable to my attacks; The fly lost.

I was chasing a fly in the produce room the other day, cuz I can catch them with my ninja fast hands, and I caught it. I was like, "How shall you die this day?"
And I thought.
And thought.
And finally I took the fly outside and released him, for I am a merciful creature.

Icarus will be back, with more of his friends. BEWAAAAARE!!!

[miauw62]

I often TRY to hit flies and stuff, but i always miss
I dont really care about spiders tough, spiders are cool.

[Yoink]

I don't really squish anything these days. Except ticks and ants, but they hardly count, those bastards.

[SirAaronIII]

I should get one of those salt guns. They seem like a decent counter for insects getting in your space.

[Akura]

I can't hit flies, and I don't really like spiders. I do try to destroy their webs though. Bastards keep biting my torso while I sleep.




New washing machine didn't work. Stepdad took it back to PC Richard & Son for service/replacement. They said they couldn't service it, but would help him take it off the back of his truck if he bought a new one(at full price). So he hauled it back, and they're supposedly sending someone over to look at it('cause, it would have been impossibly hard to look at it there, where they work).