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[Hanslanda]

Oh, right. My bad guys. 

[penguinofhonor]

I left my lighter at my friends' house last night. This happens every weekend.

[Hanslanda]

I left my lighter at my friends' house last night. This happens every weekend.

Dude, you gotta keep an iron grip on your lighter at all times. Next time you go buy one, do the Marines 'This is my rifle' speech with your lighter. If you're in a circle, keep ahold of your lighter at all times. Do not pass it, there is no honor in a circle.
Lighters are serious business.

[Tellemurius]

Depends, bics can me passed for no cares in the world but man Zippos, they save your life in any situation. I threw one at a kid and knocked him out (bully). my father threw one at a car breaking the drivers window making the lady very clear that he's right there on a motorcycle not ready to be smashed against the railing.

[da_nang]

My sister's dog started yelping at 6.20 am. Here I thought "Damn it, it's diarrhea this time, isn't it?" and to my fury, when he gets out to relieve himself, it's as hard as diamonds. Now I can't go back to sleep.

Early morning RRRRAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEGGG.

[Slayerhero90]

If I wake up any later than 6:00 in the morning, I'll be pissed. I like waking up early. It gives me a chance to see the darkness that so terrifies me dissipate.

[Shinotsa]

If I wake up any later than 6:00 in the morning, I'll be pissed. I like waking up early. It gives me a chance to see the darkness that so terrifies me dissipate.

This is the single most glorious reason to wake up early. As for me it's hard not to wake up early or fall asleep late since the alarmists live next door. I don't actually know their names, I just know that their alarm is always on and they, at least five times a week, set it off. If it went off around lunch or dinner time it would be fine, but it's always at 5 am or 1 am. All of my raeg.

[Vorthon]

I mentioned that Neil Armstrong died to my mom and stepdad, and what's the first that my stepdad does? He starts fucking cheering. Cheering! I basically responded with 'Fuck you', and he responds by getting up, grabbing my the front of the collar of my shirt, lifting me off the ground and pinning me to the wall by pressing his fist to my throat. He then proceeds to threaten me. His excuse? The cheering was a 'joke'.

[kaijyuu]

Sounds like an amicable fellow.

[MaximumZero]

I mentioned that Neil Armstrong died to my mom and stepdad, and what's the first that my stepdad does? He starts fucking cheering. Cheering! I basically responded with 'Fuck you', and he responds by getting up, grabbing my the front of the collar of my shirt, lifting me off the ground and pinning me to the wall by pressing his fist to my throat. He then proceeds to threaten me. His excuse? The cheering was a 'joke'.

I must teach you the way of the fist, my friend.

[scriver]

Or more preferably The Way of Moving Out as Soon as Possible and Leaving Him in the Cheapest Retirement Home Available When He Gets Old.

[MaximumZero]

Ah, yes. The Long Term approach.

[Vorthon]

He's not usually that bad, it's just that he fails to realize my mind operates differently than his, and that occasionally leads to conflicts.

[kaijyuu]

I find it difficult to rationalize how someone who lifts and pins others against a wall over petty disagreements can be "not that bad."

[Vorthon]

It's very rare that he actually gets that angry, to be honest.