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[Skyrunner]

Another way I know what it's like is because I've inhaled (through my nose) concentrated hydrochloric acid and boiling (literally boiling) sulphuric acid, both from chemistry.

HOW?!?!

...HOW.

[Jervill]

Improper checking of chemicals is my guess.  You don't snort the stuff, you waft it.

[SirAaronIII]

I can't lie to kids well enough.

[Loud Whispers]

I can't lie to kids well enough.

Why and why?

[SirAaronIII]

Often, there is company in this house. They tend to bring children and it's up to me to keep them chiddlers entertained and busy. So one of my "super great parenting methods" is to play Super Smash Bros Brawl. Usually works, except the kids aren't too good usually, so I keep winning on accident when I should have given them a few fake wins. Then the kids get kind of mad at me and accuse me of practicing all the time. I attempt to make up some excuse or something similar to lying at kids, and the kids get even more angry because I am a terrible liar, as stated.



I think it's just a case of bad care from me.

[Putnam]

Just got back from a 4-and-a-half hour internet blackout.

This is the last you'll hear from me for hours, I'm sure.

[Putnam]

Yes.

[SirAaronIII]

Not if I quote it and don't edit my post.

[Criptfeind]

Putnam is a silly face

Why would you even say that?

[Scelly9]

Putnam is a terrible person

You are so mean.

[SirAaronIII]

Nice try, you two, but I haven't edited any posts in a while.
Also I feverishly adore Putnam in secret think Putnam is very cool so...

[Urist Imiknorris]

Besides, the edit would be obvious unless you do it within like two minutes of the post itself.

[Criptfeind]

Besides, the edit would be obvious unless you do it within like two minutes of the post itself.

Clearly he edited it after I posted but before the timer ticked away.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

College classes haven't even started yet. I made one request of my roommate. One. One.

Not that he wouldn't play his fucking guitar so loud the entire dorm could hear it.

Not that he wouldn't bring people over at every fucking hour of the day.

Only, and only, that if he ever did anything illegal, that he'd do it some fucking place else. And he couldn't even do that for a week. Not even one motherfucking week. And so the cops got called, by someone. And so they arrived back at the dorm as I arrived back at the dorm. And so they detained me, and they detained him. And so they searched his half, and so they searched my half. He got an academic citation for his first offense. I'm free to go after having a cop search through my stuff and ask me why I'm so "stand offish" for not allowing him access without a warrant and declining to answer questions, as is my right. Didn't answer that that question either.

I am so fucking angry at my roommate. I tried. I tried to accommodate that druggy, womanizing, homophobic redneck motherfucker. I tried. I have never, ever, not once in my entire life, felt the pure unfiltered rage that I feel at this very moment. I'm so angry I'm nauseous and dizzy. I am so angry I'm shaking in the throes of this rage. Everything looks ever so slightly redder than before. I am so angry. I am so. Fucking. Angry.

That stupid, stupid motherfucker couldn't follow my one request as his roommate for even one fucking week. This is going to be a long year. I wish they would have just kicked him out.

[MaximumZero]

RRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGEEEEEE

I would get with the school ASAP and request...something. Anything. Removal of the roomate, for starters, or a new dorm room, or something.