I'm not even mad about the thumb. It's basically a little cut. That's probably when I should have stopped drinking, yeah, but I has just opened a beer so I couldn't just leave it.
*Little tear of pride* They grow up so fast... But in the future, it may be better to quit while you are ahead. I had alcohol poisoning once, and it was possibly the least fun experience I've ever had in my life. I vomited for two days, and then I dry-heaved for another day. :/ After the first day, death would have been the kindest mercy possible.
*Alcohol poisoning brofist*
I woke up naked and autographed in a strange house. later found out that I had spent much of the night sleeping in a tub full of warm water as several people I barely knew desperately tried to keep my body temperature up because I was essentially shutting down. Once I stabilized, they took payment by attempting to embarass me with things like writing snide comments about my genitalia on my genitalia. Ah, college.
*Brofist*
I was only nineteen, and I worked at a bar. My boss decided to have a big bonfire at her house to burn all the furniture she didn't like. (She was a bit... Eclectic.) So, we get there, and I hadn't even planned on drinking, but one of the other cooks had a gallon of Canadian Hunter with him, and it was fucking freezing with snow on the ground. So I took a big swig of the whiskey, which isn't something I do normally. I'm a mixed drink kinda guy. Anyway, about ten minutes later, a female I had been involved with arrived, so I thought, "Uh oh, better drink some more, I don't want to be thinking about her." Good news, this was an excellent plan and it worked perfectly.
Bad news, I forgot to stop drinking. I drank the whole gallon. I'm 145 lbs. This was a bit too much alcohol. Then, I decided to have a few beers. Nine. Nine fucking beers. I remember the first beer, and waking up in my bed puking. Apparently while I was being driven home, I was shouting very loudly about '****ing me some sexy bitches!' I'm a very quiet person in general, so everyone involved thought it was hilarious when they heard about it.