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[scriver]

Destructoid posted another article about Game of Dwarves, claiming it puts a spin on the Minecraft formula, without mentioning Dwarf Fortress. I mean, how fucking stupid, just how fucking stupid. Too angry for more words than that.

Here. That is all.

[Urist Imiknorris]

But now there's a whole frustrating thing where my father insists I can't plug my computer straight into the socket because he wants to plug his phone charger there

Why does he need to plug his phone charger there?

[Flying Dice]

HNO₃ might be an option to consider for high-intensity toothpaste.

[penguinofhonor]

Man, I just swish around some Drano.

[Lagslayer]

Elves, the lot of you. A real dwarf cleans with magma.

[kaijyuu]

Gargling poison is what real men do.

[Frumple]

... doesn't some (most?) mouthwash have a bit of alcohol in it? Gargling poison sounds like something many people do, not just real men

[SalmonGod]

Real old men just rip their teeth right out of their face, making it easier to give them a proper cleaning.

[ggamer]

got back from a super pleasant day at a friends house, only for my xbox's sensor to FUCKING BREAK on me.

No amount of repetition of the F-word can solve this problem. it's time to get nerdy.

[GalenEvil]

I suggest solving the broken XBox problem the same way the guys from Office Space solve their printer problem; take it out to a field and beat the hell out of it!

[ggamer]

I suggest solving the broken XBox problem the same way the guys from Office Space solve their printer problem; take it out to a field and beat the hell out of it!

Oh my god I just watched that movie the other day. Great movie.

I actually did that with my old shitty laptop after it broke. I took it out to my driveway and beat it with a sledgehammer.

[Hanslanda]

Indeed, I like when Milton BURNS THE MOTHERFUCKING OFFICE TO THE GROUND over his stapler. I fully understand and support him in doing so. I feel like Milton, I think.

Today, at my job, I did everything as perfectly as could be asked from a human being. Still not good enough. I have one of those, "If you do it perfect, no one knows, but if you mess up, you're automatically in trouble' jobs. Sometimes, when I get really angry, I wonder what people would think if they knew that quiet, mild-mannered me was so angry all the fucking time. I think they'd leave me alone. That or antagonize me further until I choke them to blissful silence.

I need a hobby that involves pointy/sharp things, breaking things, or fire. Any suggestions?

[Bauglir]

Shrapnel grenade tennis?

[Hanslanda]

Is that a thing, because I could totally get behind that.

[Bauglir]

You could make it a thing, briefly. Of course, you'd either die by shrapnel grenade or be swiftly arrested for unlawful possession of explosives and/or property damage or something. Also murder depending on how your first game goes. Minor details, though.