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[kaijyuu]

Graaarg. Going on 6 hours trying to comprehend something I'm trying to add to my programming project, and not getting very far. Damn these shoddy tutorials that don't explain why things work the way they do.

[Aseaheru]

lack of posting.

[penguinofhonor]

Stubble, acne, eyebrows. My face is entirely too high-maintenance.

[Aseaheru]

the lack of penguins in chests here.

[TherosPherae]

Graaarg. Going on 6 hours trying to comprehend something I'm trying to add to my programming project, and not getting very far. Damn these shoddy tutorials that don't explain why things work the way they do.

Just out of curiosity, what language are you programming in?

[Aseaheru]

hippo
 

[Fenrir]

Are you drunk, Aseaheru?

[Aseaheru]

nope.

im hot, hyper and drinking coffee.

[TherosPherae]

I didn't know it was possible to program in hippo. How exactly would one do that...?

Code: [Select]

import hippo
import human
hippo.mouth=mouth
mouth.jaw=jaw
mouth.open(jaw)
human.impale(mouth.tooth())
if human.scream==true:
     mouth.close(jaw)
     jaw.crush()
else:
     mouth.spit()
     mouth.close(jaw)I have no idea if that bit of code would actually work, but given that I haven't coded a decent Python program in months, I think I get a bit of leeway.

Edit: And I just now noticed I wasn't replying to the person who had mentioned programming in the first place. Oh well.

[SalmonGod]

Everyone's in an uproar over that QIP thing at work I mentioned a couple days ago.  Almost everyone's productivity has dropped to 1/3 of normal at best.  Workload is piling and piling and won't stop until they finally get the hint and completely revoke this thing.  In the meantime, they're asking for massive amounts of overtime from everyone, even extending the operation to 7 days a week.  Normally we're 6 days a week, and only fully staffed 4 days a week.  Right now it's optional, but many people are opting out because they're too pissed off and burned out from the stress of this whole thing.  Next week I guarantee it's going to be mandatory.

[GalenEvil]

Are you salaried or a wage worker?

[SalmonGod]

Are you salaried or a wage worker?

It's kinda weird.  They use the term salary a lot, but I'm paid by the hour.  Not going to do the overtime, though.

[anzki4]

Yay! My mother just came home (02:00) from a bar and brought with her a friend and two guys. Now they're shouting drunk on the living room. Guess I didn't need that sleep, or that more healthy sleeping pattern I'm trying to achieve.

I can't wait to get the hell out of this shithole...

[Aklyon]

Everyone's in an uproar over that QIP thing at work I mentioned a couple days ago.  Almost everyone's productivity has dropped to 1/3 of normal at best.  Workload is piling and piling and won't stop until they finally get the hint and completely revoke this thing.  In the meantime, they're asking for massive amounts of overtime from everyone, even extending the operation to 7 days a week.  Normally we're 6 days a week, and only fully staffed 4 days a week.  Right now it's optional, but many people are opting out because they're too pissed off and burned out from the stress of this whole thing.  Next week I guarantee it's going to be mandatory.

The thread awaits the crashing and burning of that thing. Or of the company, whichever happens first.

[da_nang]

Goddamnit Microsoft!