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[Flying Dice]

I sneezed really hard the other day, and I must have cracked a rib or pulled a muscle or something because my left side now hurts like hell. Why the hell is my body so damn fragile?

Solution: Get in more dangerous situations. Makes you tougher, unless you die.

what doesn't kill you only makes you stronger!

by that logic, you should eventually be able to run in front of a train and survive, now go do it!

You're forgetting the "doesn't kill you" part.

[Flying Dice]

I sneezed really hard the other day, and I must have cracked a rib or pulled a muscle or something because my left side now hurts like hell. Why the hell is my body so damn fragile?

Solution: Get in more dangerous situations. Makes you tougher, unless you die.

what doesn't kill you only makes you stronger!

by that logic, you should eventually be able to run in front of a train and survive, now go do it!

You're forgetting the "doesn't kill you" part.

look, sneezing hasn't killed him, nor has living for however long he has, Q.E.D. he is now superman.

But by all reasonable assumptions even a lifetime of sneezing wouldn't build up superhuman strength (or at least, enough to resist being hit by a freight locomotive going at full speed).

[Rose]

start with a subway locomotive and work up.

[Shinotsa]

Maybe you should start small, like standing on a toy train track or something... though that might break your toe.

You might want to start small. Try reading about trains first, that sounds pretty safe.

[Flying Dice]

Try stealing the third line.

[Jopax]

A bus ride home, it lasted a bit over four hours, three and a half of those hours were in a bus crowded with Italians (who insisted on sitting on their numbered seats for some reason, and fuck you lady I get motion sickness, don't make me sit in the back) which had no working AC, in the hottest period of the day, there was a single short break that basically saved my ass from fainting from both exhaustion/dehydration and the god damned heat.

Now I'm all stick and sweaty.

[Akura]

Continuing the tale of my boss' egotistic assclownery, yesterday he was going on about he's such a great Christian that he's willing to take a bullet for someone. Only on Wednseday, there was almost a fight when someone cutting the line was about to attack one of the volunteers for not giving him enough cabbage or something. And what does the boss do? To me it looks like he was backing away from that situation pretty damn fast, leaving another volunteer to calm the line-cutter down. Good job to that guy too, by the way, for defusing the situation quickly and peacefully.

[Darvi]

Well ya know, people without guts are likely to have their crap come out where it came in.

Actually if there aren't any guts why is there crap? That quip was poorly thought out.

[Heron TSG]

Mission 4 in the game Section 8 pisses me off. I can't beat it on any difficulty, and apparently nobody else on the internet can either. All the advice I've seen for it is 'wait until the AI glitches and the enemy heavies just shoot all their own infantry'. My own support units (the ones I'm supposed to be escorting) keep shooting me to death. The tanks and whatnot that are supposed to be helping only have a driver and no gunners, and there's no way to get into them. There are dozens of enemies in addition to the homicidal 'allied units'. That's not good level design, TimeGate. That's not even 'difficult'. That's just unfair.

And so I give up on the game after 20 absolutely ineffectual attempts at the same level.

[The Darkling Wolf]

Mission 4..
Is that the one where you're escorting something over that hugeass bridge thing?

[Heron TSG]

Yes. That accursed level.

[Willfor]

Dear Blip.tv:

If you keep showing me that damn ad without loading the video, I swear...

Yes, I totally want to watch a 30 second ad that only applies to the UK (when I'm in Canada...) 5 times before I get to see the damn show I'm trying to load. ._____.;

[The Darkling Wolf]

Yes. That accursed level.

I'd offer assistance, but my save where I'd gotten past that level was on my banjaxed xbox

[Gunner-Chan]

Well I just had a bunch of shit happen and I am just, so, so pissed off right now.

I'm just gonna lock myself in my room alone and wait for myself to cool down. I think.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Dear Blip.tv:

If you keep showing me that damn ad without loading the video, I swear...

Yes, I totally want to watch a 30 second ad that only applies to the UK (when I'm in Canada...) 5 times before I get to see the damn show I'm trying to load. ._____.;

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