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TheNewerMartianEmperor

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Homestuck RP
« on: June 10, 2010, 11:04:43 pm »
On this day, the 13th of July, fifteen years ago, this young man who stands before you was born. He and his six friends of a similar age have a great journey ahead of them, one which shall boggle the mind and tease the imagination with the specatular delights found within. But first, there lies the matter of his name, for it is only now that he shall be given one, despite being fifteen, two years past the date that convention dictates.

>Eutwitz Lardhat.

NICE TRY, JACKASS.

>Peter Click.

ACCEPTABLE!

And so, the adventure begins.

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« Last Edit: June 11, 2010, 11:03:06 am by TheNewerMartianEmperor »
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Once tried to conquer Earth, and succeeded! Too bad it got really, really boring, really, really fast.

One day, we shall all look back on this, and laugh. Sorry about the face, by the way, and the legs, and the eyes, and the arms. In fact, sorry 'bout the whole body.

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Re: Homestuck RP
« Reply #1 on: June 11, 2010, 12:35:48 am »
Whoops, nevermind.
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Re: Homestuck RP
« Reply #2 on: June 11, 2010, 10:59:03 am »
Oops, I guess.
« Last Edit: June 11, 2010, 11:04:34 am by Spartan 117 »
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Re: Homestuck RP
« Reply #3 on: June 11, 2010, 11:01:28 am »
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Re: Homestuck RP
« Reply #4 on: June 11, 2010, 12:24:34 pm »
Ohh.. Sorry.
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Re: Homestuck RP
« Reply #5 on: June 11, 2010, 09:05:32 pm »
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Re: Homestuck RP
« Reply #6 on: June 11, 2010, 09:46:13 pm »
He looked around his room. From here all (or most, rather) his various INTERESTS were visible to the casual observer. From the PARTIALLY DISSASEMBLED UAV in the corner, surrounded by various parts and other mechanical miscellanea one could determine his interests in ROBOTICS. His entire room was filled with artifacts and images from the various sciences, notably lacking in anthropology, which might be partially explained by the poster with a mushroom cloud and the wording ANTHROPOLOGY IS A WIMPS FIELD. His computer is surrounded by games, haphazardly stacked, half-ordered on the shelves around the desk, which seems to hold a favored tome, removed from the bookshelf full of HARD SCIENCE FICTION, the tome itself is not exactly the most conspicuous of things, nothing more then a mere RED BOOK. Aside from this, a casual glance into the open door of his closet suggests a certain PREFERENCE FOR CLOTHING OF A SCIENTIFIC KIND, despite the fact that he is wearing nothing more then a T-SHIRT with a MUSHROOM CLOUD logo.

Exposition aside, he strode over to his computer, and starting it up, he was mildy annoyed to note that only a single CHUM was online to PESTER.

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After this, he decided to go over, and for some inexplicable reason pick up his RED BOOK, adding it to his ROULETTE MODUS. Deciding that that thing is far too much a hassle, he just put it on his STRIFE SPECIBUS, which was already set to BOOKKIND. A dicision that haunts him to this day.
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Once tried to conquer Earth, and succeeded! Too bad it got really, really boring, really, really fast.

One day, we shall all look back on this, and laugh. Sorry about the face, by the way, and the legs, and the eyes, and the arms. In fact, sorry 'bout the whole body.

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Re: Homestuck RP
« Reply #7 on: June 11, 2010, 09:59:24 pm »
ROLAND RIGOLO was a natural something or another.  Wearing a 'Han Shot First' t-shirt it was obvious that this kid was a STARWARS fan, although he was confused why he was monologue himself, which wasn't much confusing because he talked to himself a lot and hated SPINNING so god damn much.  A poster of ROBIN WILLIAMS was on his wall and owned a WALUIGI doll on his bed, which he will tell no one of.  A copy of MASTEROFORIONII was on midasTitan's HANDMADE COMPUTER, which was full of ANIME.  He lived in the desert...

At the strike of midnight MT started a small talk with himself that was cut short by god damn spinning.

About an hour later a chum began to blink on his chum list...

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Thinking to himself, spinning in his chair.  Roland hoped his Nephew wouldn't ask for his help in ANYTHING.
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Re: Homestuck RP
« Reply #8 on: June 12, 2010, 02:59:13 pm »
BRUCE HORDLE is one smooth dude indeed. Wearing an elegantly simple shirt with a red, some might say maroon fist, thrusting upwards. This could perhaps mark interest in VIOLENCE and or UPRISINGS, but none so more clearly than the many HOBBIES left about his room at a glance. The top of his desk has various TABLE TOP GAME figurines, painted up and decked out with plastic weapons of ill defined destruction, are perhaps one of the most prominent. A small set of swords, one made specifically for FENCING, one Nipponese short sword, and one ye olde Northern European long sword rest on a simple weapon rack in a corner of his somewhat SPARTAN room. He seems to display a love for STRATEGY, as his CUSTOM-RIG COMPUTER has a great number of books, manuals, and games in the war making persuasion. On his walls are equally one of a kind posters that each seem to be summed up in one bold texted word. The first poster reads REBELLION, and shows a number of rag tag FIGHTERS doing battle with faceless troopers of some overbearing FACTION. The second of the posters reads as JUSTICE, with a depiction of an executioner in the act of tearing up some serious sinews in one black hooded man's neck. The third and final poster, reading as POWER, shows a new, markedly resembling the rebels from the first picture, taking on the motif of the faceless troopers, and marching down a wide street. A plaque sits above all three. It reads: BY THE VIRTUE OF THE SWORD, HE LAYS CLAIM TO ALL WITHOUT A SHIELD.

At this time he starts a conversation with one MT.

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Re: Homestuck RP
« Reply #9 on: June 12, 2010, 06:19:00 pm »
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« Reply #10 on: June 12, 2010, 06:22:23 pm »
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Re: Homestuck RP
« Reply #11 on: June 13, 2010, 12:51:22 am »
(No. This modus is one of those game show wheel ones.. you know, like wheel of fortune and such.)

After Peter had finished reminising about the events of that fateful day, he began to devote his attentions to a noise that had come from outside his room. "Probably DAD" he thought, as he exited the room, into the SOMEWHAT SIMPLISTICALLY DECORATED hallway. Despite his location of residence typically being one of luxury, his father was something of a spiritualist and natually minded, there being few noticable things about the hall besides another member of his extensive BONSAI collection. He even had one of them in his room. Disgusting.

That aside, he had something he needed to do, and he needed to do it FAST. If he was gonna get his sburb beta at any reasonable time, he needed to get to the mail before his father. This was much easier said then done. In fact, his dad was probably going through the mail right now! "No, he's probably going through my presents, hiding them around the place and all that." He reflected. So it was, with no time to lose, he ran as fast as he could down the hall, aiming for the living roo- OH CRAP WHAT.

There was a present blocking the door. A really, really big present. Urgh. The hall was something of a basic "l" shape, so, he could just go the other way and take the long way around, but that wasn't how he rolled. He DID feel bad about opening such a thing before noon, which was when present-opening time was officially declared in this household. Not that it mattered one bit, as he tore it opening, revealing... A steel statue of ALAN TURING? Wow. At any other time he would have been impressed, but he had games to play! ....but blemishing this would be an affront to SCIENCE, so he just decided to take the long way around.
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Once tried to conquer Earth, and succeeded! Too bad it got really, really boring, really, really fast.

One day, we shall all look back on this, and laugh. Sorry about the face, by the way, and the legs, and the eyes, and the arms. In fact, sorry 'bout the whole body.