Turn 3I'm looking for fitting clotthes and get these on.
| You dig furiously into the crate, emptying it in the process.
| One of the last items you come across are some simple brown leather pants. You try them on and they fit. However, you get no armor bonus.
Paranatural want pants, too!
| You also search for pants but can't find any that fit you.
| Frustrated, you decide to take a pair of black leggins and wear them as a belt instead.
i open my eyes and try again.
| You open your eyes and stare at the crowd surrounding the crate. Again you try to read minds. You sense a strong desire for pants around you. Although, you did not need to use telepathy to get that information.
I meditate on my surroundings.
| You meditate on being in a vast and empty plain. This place is so empty, that you promptly fall asleep.
I'll try to look for some pants, and maybe a shirt, as well.
| You dig into the cloth, scattering it further around the landscape.
| Finally you decide to wear a worn pair of desert-camouflage pants.
I tailor some sets of pants into a nice suit with top-hat.
| You gather some pants, but once you are ready to begin you realise that you have no tools or other methods for cutting the cloth let alone sew it together.
I get shirt, pants, socks, cap, boots, gloves, ear warmers and nose warmers before looking around for a sharp looking rock
| You make a random pick with your eyes closed and get:
| A kilt! You put it on anyway. The search for other clothing items turns out empty. This was obviously a crate of pants (and skirts) only. There are no sharp rocks around either.
I watch frelock and decide i want clothes too, though i want a tshirt and some shorts
| With your target of excessive body alteration in mind, you decide it would be best to wear a pair of short stretchy pants.
| Indeed you find some, that are not bright pink but dark blue.
I put on a pair of pinstripe suit pants.
| You take your time to search the area thoroughly. Indeed you find some black suit pants with pinstripes in a pile next to Frelock. He does not mind you taking them, since he can't use them right now anyway.
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Status after Turn:
Location: Mysterious plain, standing upright
Health: uninjured
Possessions: Generic underwear, black pinstripe suit pants
Location: Mysterious plain, standing upright
Health: uninjured
Possessions: Generic underwear, brown leather pants
Location: Mysterious plain, standing upright
Health: uninjured
Possessions: Generic underwear, black leggins belt
Location: Mysterious plain, lying on the ground
Health: uninjured
Possessions: Generic underwear
Location: Mysterious plain, lying on the ground, sleeping
Health: uninjured
Possessions: Generic underwear, white cargo-shorts
Location: Mysterious plain, standing upright, headache
Health: uninjured
Possessions: Generic underwear, worn desert-camouflage pants
Location: Mysterious plain, standing upright
Health: uninjured
Possessions: Generic underwear, blue jeans
Location: Mysterious plain, sitting on the ground
Health: uninjured
Possessions: Generic underwear, kilt
Location: Mysterious plain, Lying on the ground
Health: uninjured
Possessions: Generic underwear, dark-blue stretchy pants
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Environment:
A barren, sandy plain. The only features here are a wooden crate and a stainless steel keypad on top of a metal rod. The control pad houses nine buttons and is engraved with a regular decahedron on the backside. The crate lies open on its side, the pants and skirts it contained are scattered all over in a radius of 10 meters.
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Background: [2]
Noone nothices anything out of the ordinary this turn.
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I wanted to be nice, so everyone who wanted pants now has some (sort of).
Hopefully this will make conversation with NPCs less awkward.
And I just checked: 3 Turns in and only one 5 so far, but ten 1s. This die must hate you.
On a sidenote: Trying to remember anything will autofail. You are all a blank slate - Tabula rasa.