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Oldest leather shoe discovered
« on: June 10, 2010, 10:23:06 am »
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Re: Oldest leather shoe discovered
« Reply #1 on: June 10, 2010, 10:25:28 am »
I actually spotted it on the discovery channel news: http://news.discovery.com/history/oldest-shoe-moccasin.html
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Re: Oldest leather shoe discovered
« Reply #2 on: June 10, 2010, 05:15:56 pm »
Aha!

Conclusive proof that there is no evolution because God has good taste in footwear.

Refute that, WRONGTHEISTS.
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Re: Oldest leather shoe discovered
« Reply #3 on: June 10, 2010, 05:19:49 pm »
That's what they WANT you to think!
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Re: Oldest leather shoe discovered
« Reply #4 on: June 10, 2010, 05:29:49 pm »
Obviously god planted that shoe to make atheists look wrong.

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« Reply #5 on: June 10, 2010, 06:05:00 pm »
Obviously the fact that shoes have not changed over the course of centuries mean that God is real.
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Re: Oldest leather shoe discovered
« Reply #6 on: June 10, 2010, 06:54:49 pm »
Quote from: Zangi on June 10, 2010, 06:05:00 pm
Obviously the fact that shoes have not changed over the course of centuries mean that God is real.

Exactly!
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Re: Oldest leather shoe discovered
« Reply #7 on: June 10, 2010, 07:00:22 pm »
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The archaeologists put the shoe's remarkable preservation down to the stable, cool and dry conditions in the cave and the fact that the floor of the cave was covered by a thick layer of sheep dung.
How exactly does a shoe end up in a deep layer of sheep dung?  :P
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Re: Oldest leather shoe discovered
« Reply #8 on: June 10, 2010, 07:01:44 pm »
Oh shit, I stepped in sheep dung.

Ah well, I'll leave this shoe here and come get it later.
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Re: Oldest leather shoe discovered
« Reply #9 on: June 10, 2010, 07:02:11 pm »
Quote from: Euld on June 10, 2010, 07:00:22 pm
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The archaeologists put the shoe's remarkable preservation down to the stable, cool and dry conditions in the cave and the fact that the floor of the cave was covered by a thick layer of sheep dung.
How exactly does a shoe end up in a deep layer of sheep dung?  :P

It's like a really disgusting tar pit.
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Re: Oldest leather shoe discovered
« Reply #10 on: June 10, 2010, 07:02:48 pm »
Quote from: Jackrabbit on June 10, 2010, 07:01:44 pm
Ah well, I'll leave this shoe here and come get it later.

 This just in, a really old likely senile man claims rights to the shoe.
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Re: Oldest leather shoe discovered
« Reply #11 on: June 10, 2010, 07:04:50 pm »
The article from Discovery says that there were some other ritual items buried in the cave, so...... go figure.
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Re: Oldest leather shoe discovered
« Reply #12 on: June 10, 2010, 07:05:36 pm »
Despite discovery of articles of clothing, police are no close to finding the body of "Shoeless Uhg" or his killer.
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Re: Oldest leather shoe discovered
« Reply #13 on: June 10, 2010, 07:34:05 pm »
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Ah well, I'll leave this shoe here and come get it later.

 This just in, a really old likely senile man claims rights to the shoe.

What happened was, the direct descendant of a man now known as 'shoe guy' was born with the inescapable feeling that he was somehow forgetting something.

He found the shoe and may now sleep easy.
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« Reply #14 on: June 10, 2010, 07:38:27 pm »
Finally, my spying has paid off. Time to reveal who I really am, an informant for the media! Cold case is going to love it's new season premier's plot!
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