Turn 12: OH GOD THE FAILING!(Captain Silo, Roadviper)
"Well, uh, they all got on board okay. I'd guess they're just having engine trouble."
Practice evasive maneuvers.
"Well, uh, they all got on board okay. I'd guess they're just having engine trouble."[1]. Reroll of [4]. Thus actual roll is [2]: You'd rather not practice dodging in a asteroid field.
(Roadviper)
Get off the floor and give Nimitz a look and say 'What the heck are you doing??' Then return to my station and.... do nothing and wait for the captians orders.
"What the heck are you doing??"[1]: You fumble trying to get back into your APIMGT. And fall again.
Floor [1]
VS
smjjames's face [1]
You leave a dent in the floor. And your nose is bleeding. Ouch.
Grab a REAPER or DEFENDER from the armoury. We ain't leaving soon.
[3]: You grab a DEFENDER from the armory. Meh.
Roadviper
Prepare the ship for the trip to alpha centauri.
[3]: You turn on the shields. That's it.
Roadviper
Chillax.
[1]: Chillax? CHILLAX?! YOU DON'T WANT TO CHILLAX! AAARRRGHHHH!!! MUST VENT RAGE ON SOMETHING!
[4]: You attack the INFURIATING wall!
Wall [3]
VS
Paranatural's attack [1]
You punch the wall. OH GOD IT HURTS! You sit back down in your chair rubbing your hand.
Voidraper
Swear death on the Roadvipers captain before making some coffee and trying to power up the shields or whatever the captain was talking about last turn.
[1]: You shout non-understandable babbles about Irony. Then you make your way into the kitchen and try to make coffee by shouting at the coffee packages. It doesn't work. You are too distracted by the invincible coffee packages to improve anything.
Help the captain bring the voidraper out, fire at nearby asteroids for practice
[6]: You help your captain. Though you don't have the time to fire at asteroids.
Locate and study the operator's manual for the ship's missile launchers.
Familiarize myself with the AAPMACs' controls.
[1]: You look for the manual. Let's see. Engineering... Hand-to-hand combat... How To Fire Ship To Ship Missiles... Strongest Men In The USDF... Wait. Strongest Men In The USDF? Well, that sounds interesting!
(Roadviper)
I improve the weapons systems and look up manuals of engineering
[1]. Trained block, new roll [2]: You nearly try bashing the AAPMACs firing mechanisms. But decide not to do it. You don't manage to find any manuals on engineering.
Release the ship into space. Make a note to keep that docking door closed.
[3+
1=4]: You manage to bring the Voidviper out of the docks. That's it really.
Voidraper
So I can't get out. I go to the ship's galley to get a sandwich. Then I eat the sandwich in my station. If I cannot obtain sandwich, I stand vaguely near my station looking forlorn.
[5]: You rush to the Kitchen, and notice Dervin shouting at coffee packages. Idiot. You grab THE BEST SANDWICH EVER from the fridge and walk back to your station. You then eat the sandwich. Mmmmm...!
Apologize to James, and help him back up into his station. Then I'll head to my OWN station and check my systems. Await further orders.
[1]: You "Help" James by throwing him back up into his station. He falls on you.
smjjames [5]
VS
Nimitz attack [3]
He lands on you. Throwing you to the ground. He is perfectly unharmed. You, on the other hand, have bruises.
Anthony: No rush. I can wait...
Panther class Frigate.
Speed: 3.
InDmg 0/3.
Size: 4.
[bottom of the ship]Center.
3 AAPMACs (Advanced Armor Piercing Magnetic Accelerated Cannon [stationary][cannon]) (EXTERNAL). 0/1.5 DviD. 0/1.5 DviD. 0/1.5 DviD.
2 MMCLs (Mini Missile Cluster Launcher [stationary][missile]) (EXTERNAL). 0/1 DviD. 0/1 DviD.
4 "Nova"s (Prototype "Nova" Missile [Missile, single]) (EXTERNAL). 0/0.25 Dvid points. 0/0.25 Dvid points. 0/0.25 Dvid points. 0/0.25 Dvid points.
4 points of armor.
Loading bay (NON TARGET).
Left.
3 points of armor.
Right.
3 points of armor.
Front.
5 points of armor.
Back.
3 points of armor.
[top of the ship]Center
4 points of armor.
Left.
1 APIMGT (Armor Piercing Incendiary Mini Gun Turret[turret]) (EXTERNAL). 0/1 DviD.
4 points of armor.
Right.
1 APIMGT (Armor Piercing Incendiary Mini Gun Turret[turret]) (EXTERNAL). 0/1 DviD.
4 points of armor
Front.
5 points of armor.
Back.
3 points of armor.
[left of the ship]Center.
2 points of armor.
Left.
2 points of armor.
Right.
2 points of armor.
Engine (external).
1 STARREACH engine (INTERNAL). 0/1 DviD.
2 points of armor.
Front.
3 points of armor.
Back.
2 points of armor.
[right of the ship]Center.
2 points of armor.
Left.
2 points of armor.
Right.
2 points of armor.
Engine (external).
1 STARREACH engine (INTERNAL). 0/1 DviD.
2 points of armor.
Front.
3 points of armor.
Back.
2 points of armor.
[front of the ship]2 AAPMACs (Advanced Armor Piercing Magnetic Accelerated Cannon [stationary][cannon]) (EXTERNAL). 0/1.5 DviD. 0/1.5 DviD.
6 points of armor.
Bridge (VITAL INTERNAL). 0/.5 DviD.[back of the ship]1 LIGHTBREAKER FTL drive (INTERNAL). 0/1 DviD.
4 points of armor.
[center of the ship]1 GUARDIAN shield generator. 0/1 DviD.
Armory. 0/5 DviD.
Cargo:
10 USDF REAPER Rifles. In the armory.
19 USDF DEFENDER Pistols. Half in the armory, half in the bridge.
1 USDF VOYAGER Jeep. In the loading bay, room for six people.
4 Medpacks. In the loading bay.
Advantages: Fast, heavily armed.
Disadvantages: Exposed engines.
In space around Haumea.
Shields activeCalm reactor.Name: Thomas Silo
Position: Captain.
Skills: Basic Pilot [3/4], Basic Cannon
Gender: Male
Equipment: Fancy suit.
Location: On the captain's seat of the Roadviper
Name: Frelock
Position: Co-Pilot
Skills: Basic Piloting, Basic Cannon [3/4]
Gender: Male
Equipment: Standard suit.
Location: On the Co-Pilot seat of the Roadviper
Name: Paranatural
Position: Gunner
Skills: Basic missile [1/4], No skill engineer [1/4] No skill cannon [2/4]
Gender: Male
Equipment: Standard suit.
Location: In the Weapon control room of the Roadviper
Name: Nimitz
Position: Left gunner
Skills: Basic Turret [1/4], Basic Rifle
Gender: Male
Equipment: Standard suit.
Location: On the floor underneath the right APIMGT of the Roadviper
Lightly bruised.
Name: James Gutierrez
Position: Gunner, Right weapons bank.
Skills: Basic Turret [3/4], Basic Cannon, No skill Melee [1/4]
Gender: Male
Equipment: Standard suit.
Location: On the floor underneath the right APIMGT of the Roadviper
Nose bleed.
Name: Ochita
Position: Engineer
Skills: Basic Pistol, Trained engineering [0/12]
Gender: Male
Equipment: Standard suit. USDF DEFENDER Pistol.
Location: In the engine room of the Roadviper
Panther class Frigate.
Speed: 3.
InDmg 0/3.
Size: 4.
[bottom of the ship]
Center.
3 AAPMACs (Advanced Armor Piercing Magnetic Accelerated Cannon [stationary][cannon]) (EXTERNAL). 0/1.5 DviD. 0/1.5 DviD. 0/1.5 DviD.
2 MMCLs (Mini Missile Cluster Launcher [stationary][missile]) (EXTERNAL). 0/1 DviD. 0/1 DviD.
4 "Nova"s (Prototype "Nova" Missile [Missile, single]) (EXTERNAL). 0/0.25 Dvid points. 0/0.25 Dvid points. 0/0.25 Dvid points. 0/0.25 Dvid points.
4 points of armor.
Loading bay (NON TARGET).
Left.
3 points of armor.
Right.
3 points of armor.
Front.
5 points of armor.
Back.
3 points of armor.
[top of the ship]
Center
4 points of armor.
Left.
1 APIMGT (Armor Piercing Incendiary Mini Gun Turret[turret]) (EXTERNAL). 0/1 DviD.
4 points of armor.
Right.
1 APIMGT (Armor Piercing Incendiary Mini Gun Turret[turret]) (EXTERNAL). 0/1 DviD.
4 points of armor
Front.
5 points of armor.
Back.
3 points of armor.
[left of the ship]
Center.
2 points of armor.
Left.
2 points of armor.
Right.
2 points of armor.
Engine (external).
1 STARREACH engine (INTERNAL). 0/1 DviD.
2 points of armor.
Front.
3 points of armor.
Back.
2 points of armor.
[right of the ship]
Center.
2 points of armor.
Left.
2 points of armor.
Right.
2 points of armor.
Engine (external).
1 STARREACH engine (INTERNAL). 0/1 DviD.
2 points of armor.
Front.
3 points of armor.
Back.
2 points of armor.
[front of the ship]
2 AAPMACs (Advanced Armor Piercing Magnetic Accelerated Cannon [stationary][cannon]) (EXTERNAL). 0/1.5 DviD. 0/1.5 DviD.
6 points of armor.
Bridge (VITAL INTERNAL). 0/.5 DviD.
[back of the ship]
1 LIGHTBREAKER FTL drive (INTERNAL). 0/1 DviD.
4 points of armor.
[center of the ship]
1 GUARDIAN shield generator. 0/1 DviD.
Armory. 0/5 DviD.
Cargo:
10 USDF REAPER Rifles. In the armory.
19 USDF DEFENDER Pistols. Half in the armory, half in the bridge.
1 USDF VOYAGER Jeep. In the loading bay, room for six people.
4 Medpacks. In the loading bay.
Advantages: Fast, heavily armed.
Disadvantages: Exposed engines.
In space around the Jovian space station, in orbit around Jupiter.
Name: SHAD0Wdump
Position: Captain
Skills: Trained piloting [0/12], Basic Melee
Gender: Male
Equipment: Fancy suit.
Location: On the captain's seat of the Voidraper
Lightly bruised.
Name: Fenrir
Position: Co-Pilot
Skills: Basic cannon [3/4], Basic Piloting
Gender: Male
Equipment: Standard suit. USDF DEFENDER Pistol.
Location: On the co-pilot's seat of the Voidraper
Name: Sierra "Thunder" Brannon
Position: Gunner (bottom)
Skills: Basic Driving, Basic Cannon
Gender: Female
Equipment: Standard suit. Magazine: "Strongest Men In The USDF".
Location: In the Weapon control room of the Voidraper
Name: Waladil
Position: Left gunner
Skills: Basic Rifle, Basic Melee, No skill turret [3/4]
Gender: Male
Equipment: Standard suit. USDF REAPER Rifle. BACKBREAKER rocket launcher.
Location: In the right APIMGT of the voidraper
Name: David Muller
Position: Right Gunner
Skills: Basic Rifle, Basic Turret [3/4]
Gender: Male
Equipment: Standard suit. USDF DEFENDER Pistol.
Location: In the Armory of the Voidraper
Name: Roger Tippen
Position: Engineer
Skills: Basic Pistol, Basic Driving, No skill engineering [2/4]
Gender: Male
Equipment: Standard suit. USDF DEFENDER Pistol.
Location: In the kitchen of the Voidraper
What did you guys do to anger the RNG so much? If it wasn't for your basic/trained skills you would have had quite a bit of
fun this turn.