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[Tarran]

Ehh. I'll just get it done now. Since SHAD0Wdump failed anyway.

Turn 13: Still not going anywhere. COFFIE! Man down!

Position the ship to stand-by for FTL travel with the Roadviper and, er... Anthony.

[2]: You look for the in-system jump button. You can't find it.

Get up again, and run to the APIMGT seat and then shoot the dice, if said dice are not present, shoot at a squarish rock or chunk of ice.

[5]: You run up to your APIMGT at record speed. And promptly shoot at a pair of dice floating in space... How the pair of dice got there we'll never know.

Trained Turret [0/12].

Since the coffee packages have to be mean about it, I will rip them open and snort the coffee beans before trying to improve the shields or whatever the captain was talking about.

[5]: You rip the packages like a knife through butter. And snort the coffee beans. COFFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! wolfchild stares in awe.

COFFEEEEE! You run to the engine room at shocking speeds. And, almost otherworldly, upgrade the shields unbelievably well (+2 to maximum shield rolls). You feel a rush of knowledge.

No skill engineering [3/4].

BONUS +3 TO ENGINEERING FOR BEING FUNNY AND ORIGINAL.

Basic engineering [2/4].

Go back to cannon simulation practice.

[4]: You go back to cannon simulation. You do quite well, and learn some things.

Trained Cannon [0/12].

(Captain Silo, Roadviper)

Sigh, and commandeer an MMCL nobody's using, then attempt to blast an asteroid with it.

[5]: After walking down to the weapon control room, you grab the controls from Paranatural, and fire it at a nearby asteroid. You destroy it, and both you and Para learn something.

Irony: No skill Missile [1/4].

Para: Basic missile [2/4].

Co-Pilot Fenrir, Voidraper

Have an awesome kebab, with lots of jalapenios and chillie sauce, suggest te the engineer to apply thge same upgrade we had last battle, complement the captain on his driving(regardless on who actualy got us out)

[2]: You are staring blankly, the awesomeness that Dervin showed paralyzes you.

I cry. Deeply. I make the entire ship feel pity for me, and thus, earn its love.

[3]: You cry. The ship doesn't seem to care. But the captain is there for you.

Improve speed

[4]: You improve it.

Try not to go insane waiting. (The way the last turn went...) Practice.

[6]: You practice with the pistol in the armory. You fire several times at the wall. A bullet ricochets off a wall and into your chest.

Damage [5 (oh sh-)]: You are gravely wounded. One of your lungs is punchered. You are having a hard time breathing, and you are bleeding steadily.

At least you learned something...

No skill pistol [1/4].

Shoot stuff. Floating target-y stuff. Try not to shoot human-occupied stuff.

[2]: USEC's scream distracts you.

Practice with the weapons using a simulator, if availible. If not, run diagnostics checks on the weapons systems.

[3]: You practice with a simulator. You learn something. Yay.

Basic Cannon [1/4].

"...Ow?"

That's it. I push James off, stand up and get to my station. MY STATION. Then I will do what I've been trying to do these past few turns.

"...Ow?"

[4]: James is already off. You walk back to your station and check on the systems. Everything's normal.

Spoiler: Roadviper (click to show/hide)

Panther class Frigate.

Speed: 4.
InDmg 0/3.
Size: 4.

[bottom of the ship]
Center.
  3 AAPMACs (Advanced Armor Piercing Magnetic Accelerated Cannon [stationary][cannon]) (EXTERNAL). 0/1.5 DviD. 0/1.5 DviD. 0/1.5 DviD.
  2 MMCLs (Mini Missile Cluster Launcher [stationary][missile]) (EXTERNAL). 0/1 DviD. 0/1 DviD.
  4 "Nova"s (Prototype "Nova" Missile [Missile, single]) (EXTERNAL). 0/0.25 Dvid points. 0/0.25 Dvid points. 0/0.25 Dvid points. 0/0.25 Dvid points.
  4 points of armor.
  Loading bay (NON TARGET).
Left.
  3 points of armor.
Right.
  3 points of armor.
Front.
  5 points of armor.
Back.
  3 points of armor.
[top of the ship]
Center
  4 points of armor.
Left.
  1 APIMGT (Armor Piercing Incendiary Mini Gun Turret[turret]) (EXTERNAL). 0/1 DviD.
  4 points of armor.
Right.
  1 APIMGT (Armor Piercing Incendiary Mini Gun Turret[turret]) (EXTERNAL). 0/1 DviD.
  4 points of armor
Front.
  5 points of armor.
Back.
  3 points of armor.
[left of the ship]
Center.
  2 points of armor.
Left.
  2 points of armor.
Right.
  2 points of armor.
    Engine (external).
      1 STARREACH engine (INTERNAL). 0/1 DviD.
      2 points of armor.
Front.
  3 points of armor.
Back.
  2 points of armor.
[right of the ship]
Center.
  2 points of armor.
Left.
  2 points of armor.
Right.
  2 points of armor.
    Engine (external).
      1 STARREACH engine (INTERNAL). 0/1 DviD.
      2 points of armor.
Front.
  3 points of armor.
Back.
  2 points of armor.
[front of the ship]
2 AAPMACs (Advanced Armor Piercing Magnetic Accelerated Cannon [stationary][cannon]) (EXTERNAL). 0/1.5 DviD. 0/1.5 DviD.
6 points of armor.
Bridge (VITAL INTERNAL). 0/.5 DviD.
[back of the ship]
1 LIGHTBREAKER FTL drive (INTERNAL). 0/1 DviD.
4 points of armor.
[center of the ship]
1 GUARDIAN shield generator (modified). 0/1 DviD.
Armory. 0/5 DviD.

Cargo:
10 USDF REAPER Rifles. In the armory.
19 USDF DEFENDER Pistols. Half in the armory, half in the bridge.
1 USDF VOYAGER Jeep. In the loading bay, room for six people.
4 Medpacks. In the loading bay.

Advantages: Fast, heavily armed.
Disadvantages: Exposed engines.

In space around Haumea.
Shields active
Calm reactor.

Spoiler: IronyOwl: Captain/Main pilot. (click to show/hide)

Name: Thomas Silo
Position: Captain.
Skills: Basic Pilot [3/4], Basic Cannon [0/4], No skill Missile [1/4]
Gender: Male

Equipment: Fancy suit.
Location: In the Weapon control room of the Roadviper

Spoiler: Frelock: Co-pilot. (frontal weaponry) (click to show/hide)

Name: Frelock
Position: Co-Pilot
Skills: Basic Piloting, Trained Cannon [0/12]
Gender: Male

Equipment: Standard suit.
Location: On the Co-Pilot seat of the Roadviper

Spoiler: Paranatural: Gunner (bottom weaponry). (click to show/hide)

Name: Paranatural
Position: Gunner
Skills: Basic missile [2/4], No skill engineer [1/4] No skill cannon [2/4]
Gender: Male

Equipment: Standard suit.
Location: In the Weapon control room of the Roadviper

Spoiler: Nimitz: Gunner (left APIMGT). (click to show/hide)

Name: Nimitz
Position: Left gunner
Skills: Basic Turret [1/4], Basic Rifle
Gender: Male

Equipment: Standard suit.
Location: In the left APIMGT of the Roadviper
Lightly bruised.

Spoiler: smjjames: Gunner (right APIMGT). (click to show/hide)

Name: James Gutierrez
Position: Gunner, Right weapons bank.
Skills: Trained Turret [0/12], Basic Cannon, No skill Melee [1/4]
Gender: Male

Equipment: Standard suit.
Location: In the right APIMGT of the Roadviper

Spoiler: Ochita: Engineer. (click to show/hide)

Name: Ochita
Position: Engineer
Skills: Basic Pistol, Trained engineering [0/12]
Gender: Male

Equipment: Standard suit. USDF DEFENDER Pistol.
Location: In the engine room of the Roadviper

Spoiler: Voidraper (click to show/hide)

Panther class Frigate.

Speed: 3.
InDmg 0/3.
Size: 4.

[bottom of the ship]
Center.
  3 AAPMACs (Advanced Armor Piercing Magnetic Accelerated Cannon [stationary][cannon]) (EXTERNAL). 0/1.5 DviD. 0/1.5 DviD. 0/1.5 DviD.
  2 MMCLs (Mini Missile Cluster Launcher [stationary][missile]) (EXTERNAL). 0/1 DviD. 0/1 DviD.
  4 "Nova"s (Prototype "Nova" Missile [Missile, single]) (EXTERNAL). 0/0.25 Dvid points. 0/0.25 Dvid points. 0/0.25 Dvid points. 0/0.25 Dvid points.
  4 points of armor.
  Loading bay (NON TARGET).
Left.
  3 points of armor.
Right.
  3 points of armor.
Front.
  5 points of armor.
Back.
  3 points of armor.
[top of the ship]
Center
  4 points of armor.
Left.
  1 APIMGT (Armor Piercing Incendiary Mini Gun Turret[turret]) (EXTERNAL). 0/1 DviD.
  4 points of armor.
Right.
  1 APIMGT (Armor Piercing Incendiary Mini Gun Turret[turret]) (EXTERNAL). 0/1 DviD.
  4 points of armor
Front.
  5 points of armor.
Back.
  3 points of armor.
[left of the ship]
Center.
  2 points of armor.
Left.
  2 points of armor.
Right.
  2 points of armor.
    Engine (external).
      1 STARREACH engine (INTERNAL). 0/1 DviD.
      2 points of armor.
Front.
  3 points of armor.
Back.
  2 points of armor.
[right of the ship]
Center.
  2 points of armor.
Left.
  2 points of armor.
Right.
  2 points of armor.
    Engine (external).
      1 STARREACH engine (INTERNAL). 0/1 DviD.
      2 points of armor.
Front.
  3 points of armor.
Back.
  2 points of armor.
[front of the ship]
2 AAPMACs (Advanced Armor Piercing Magnetic Accelerated Cannon [stationary][cannon]) (EXTERNAL). 0/1.5 DviD. 0/1.5 DviD.
6 points of armor.
Bridge (VITAL INTERNAL). 0/.5 DviD.
[back of the ship]
1 LIGHTBREAKER FTL drive (INTERNAL). 0/1 DviD.
4 points of armor.
[center of the ship]
1 GUARDIAN shield generator (modified). 0/1 DviD.
Armory. 0/5 DviD.

Cargo:
10 USDF REAPER Rifles. In the armory.
19 USDF DEFENDER Pistols. Half in the armory, half in the bridge.
1 USDF VOYAGER Jeep. In the loading bay, room for six people.
4 Medpacks. In the loading bay.

Advantages: Fast, heavily armed.
Disadvantages: Exposed engines.

In space around the Jovian space station, in orbit around Jupiter.

Spoiler: SHAD0Wdump: Captain/Main pilot. (click to show/hide)

Name: SHAD0Wdump
Position: Captain
Skills: Trained piloting [0/12], Basic Melee
Gender: Male

Equipment: Fancy suit.
Location: On the captain's seat of the Voidraper
Lightly bruised.

Spoiler: wolfchild: Co-pilot. (frontal weaponry) (click to show/hide)

Name: Fenrir
Position: Co-Pilot
Skills: Basic cannon [3/4], Basic Piloting
Gender: Male

Equipment: Standard suit. USDF DEFENDER Pistol.
Location: In the kitchen of the Voidraper

Spoiler: HailFire: Gunner (bottom weaponry). (click to show/hide)

Name: Sierra "Thunder" Brannon
Position: Gunner (bottom)
Skills: Basic Driving, Basic Cannon [1/4]
Gender: Female

Equipment: Standard suit. Magazine: "Strongest Men In The USDF".
Location: In the Weapon control room of the Voidraper

Spoiler: Waladil: Gunner (left APIMGT). (click to show/hide)

Name: Waladil
Position: Left gunner
Skills: Basic Rifle, Basic Melee, No skill turret [3/4]
Gender: Male

Equipment: Standard suit. USDF REAPER Rifle. BACKBREAKER rocket launcher.
Location: In the right APIMGT of the voidraper

Spoiler: USEC_OFFICER: Gunner (right APIMGT). (click to show/hide)

Name: David Muller
Position: Right Gunner
Skills: Basic Rifle, Basic Turret [3/4]
Gender: Male

Equipment: Standard suit. USDF DEFENDER Pistol.
Location: In the Armory of the Voidraper
Punchered lung.
Bleeding steadily.
Having a hard time breathing.

Spoiler: Dervin: Engineer. (click to show/hide)

Name: Roger Tippen
Position: Engineer
Skills: Basic Pistol, Basic Driving, Basic engineering [2/4]
Gender: Male

Equipment: Standard suit. USDF DEFENDER Pistol.
Location: In the kitchen of the Voidraper

Ok, if you fail to leave next turn, I'll just force the story to continue, without rolling any dice. Before you kill yourselves.

[Ochita]

(Roadviper)
Since that I have nothing better to do I attempt to modify my pistol

[IronyOwl]

(Captain Silo, Roadviper)

Furrow my brow in concern, keep playing with the missiles.

[wolfchild]

(Co-Pilot Fenrir, Voidraper)

Praise the ground Dervin walks on, then have a coffie instead of a kebab, it would be saccreligious to have anything else after that isplay. Afterwards take us to alpha centauri if the Cap'n has not managed it yet

[SHAD0Wdump]

Fuck it, I'm goin' meta.

(Voidraper)

Leap out of the captain's chair, hustle down to the armory, and patch up USEC using a medpack.

[smjjames]

(Roadviper)

Pull up some books about known alien life forms besides the Xecobians and read while I'm waiting.

((You don't have to make any info about other known alien life forms if you don't want to, unless you think it would be good to know later on.))

[USEC_OFFICER]

Drown in my own blood. Live damn it! Live!

[Ochita]

Tee hee. If you live expect to be turned into a cyborg. YAY! 

[Frelock]

We can rebuild him.  We have the technology.

(Roadviper)
Start up the ship and get us to our destination, regardless of all the tomfoolery going about.

[Tarran]

I've got the first half of you guys's turns done. Waiting on the other half of you guys.

As a spoiler, here's the first half's rolls, minus the secondary rolls and basic save rolls. The rolls are from the highest rolls to the lowest rolls, not from the first rolls to the last.

[6][6][5][3][1][1].

[SHAD0Wdump]

Who here wants to bet I'm a one and end up bandaging myself? Maybe even injecting myself with something?

[wolfchild]

or i could flood the ship making coffie

[Tarran]

or i could flood the ship making coffie

Congratulations, your post made me change the outcome of your turn.

[wolfchild]

or i could flood the ship making coffie

Congratulations, your post made me change the outcome of your turn.

rule 0 wolfchild, rule 0 /facepalm

[HailFire]

The ship hasn't even moved yet, so okay, maybe we have plenty of time, what do I know?

Might as well read something useful though, so Research known Xecobian ships and equipment. (since you said you were going to post it, but only got around the the fighters  )