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[Karnewarrior]

Atlas got owned by Hercules after he gave the poor demi-god his job. Hercules trick him into looking into his bag and Atlas was turned to stone.

[sonerohi]

I've identified always with the humblest of gods, Adonis.

[ein]

Dude, Atlas wanted to be stoned.
It meant he wouldn't have to worry about holding up the world anymore.
Because he'd be a statue.

[cowofdoom78963]

And then be further punished by the gods for attempting to relinquish your duty.

I would do a training montage like in rocky and lift the world like weights and get really strong and punch them in the face.

[sonerohi]

And then be further punished by the gods for attempting to relinquish your duty.

I would do a training montage like in rocky and lift the world like weights and get really strong and punch them in the face.

And then Cow was a zombie.

[Duuvian]

Did anyone do a Norse Bay12 Pantheon yet?

Way cooler than those pansy greek gods in my opinion

[Aqizzar]

Norse gods are so overplayed.  Every game designer and fantasy author who picked up a Mighty Thor comic book thinks they're the greatest and most awesome pantheon in human history, and they get all mixed up in everything else.  I met someone who insistently believed to confrontation that the gods from Lovecraft's books were actually Norse.  What the fuck.

Also, screw you, if I get to be Poseidon we're not changing anything.  Poseidon is a pretty cool guy, eh kicks boats and fathers heroes and doesnt afraid of anything.

[Knirisk]

I'm a lurker. Can I be a monk? I've already taken the rough equivalent of a vow of silence.

[Jackrabbit]

The problem with claiming you've taken a vow of silence is... well... yeah...

And then be further punished by the gods for attempting to relinquish your duty.

I would do a training montage like in rocky and lift the world like weights and get really strong and punch them in the face.

It wouldn't really be an issue considering it's not the world you're holding up.

[cowofdoom78963]

It wouldn't really be an issue considering it's not the world you're holding up.

I can still throw it at people and lift it like weights.

[Lokii]

Ohhh... I could be Hermes. Perhaps Paris. Except Paris was kind of a douche-bag. Oops

Also, I obviously like Norse mythology, but I have no idea what Mighty Thor is.

[Karnewarrior]

Ohhh... I could be Hermes. Perhaps Paris. Except Paris was kind of a douche-bag. Oops

Also, I obviously like Norse mythology, but I have no idea what Mighty Thor is.

Hmm... Post some more, and I'll get a feel for your persona. Once I do, I'll try to get you a god(ess). With a bit of emphasis on the godess part, I'd prefer to match up gender whenever possible.

[Jackrabbit]

Karnewarrior. Matching up nerds with Gods with a smile since...

Oh, about an hour ago.

[Karnewarrior]

Karnewarrior. Matching up nerds with Gods with a smile since...

Oh, about an hour ago.

We're not nerds, we're geeks.

Get it right! *huff*

[Solifuge]

Karnewarrior. Matching up nerds with Gods with a smile since...

Oh, about an hour ago.

We're not nerds, we're geeks.

Get it right! *huff*

*coughs*