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[Duke 2.0]

 And by rocket they mean launch a fusion missile into the stratosphere and try to shoot it with the portal gun.

[Urist Imiknorris]

No, they put a portal in the stratosphere and fire a missile into the other. Then they call it a succesful test.

This just in: North Koreans are dwarves.

[Duke 2.0]

 I was thinking more along the lines of what could most likely cause an international incident.

 This just in: They used portals to steak Japanese bones from Japanese graveyards. They deny the thieving after their parade showing off their new particle accelerator that is said to work off of 'the bones of the enemies to our glorious leader Kim Il Sung.' We are told that both events are totally unrelated.

[Sensei]

You'll recall that earlier last month the North Koreans did claim to discover nuclear fusion and that it was a power source.

...hey, does anybody think these inventions are a secret code? North Korea makes sure the big news sites hear about their fusion/fountain of youth/laser sharks, and the people who are 'in on it', no matter where they are in the world, are informed they've just acquired their uranium/bioweapon/rocket boosters?

[sonerohi]

This just in: North Korean scientists invented a serum that brings anything to life. They used it on the dead, whose spirits clamored for a second chance to serve the glorious Leader, to create an army to animate and tame the moon for the glory of North Korea.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

You'll recall that earlier last month the North Koreans did claim to discover nuclear fusion and that it was a power source.

...hey, does anybody think these inventions are a secret code? North Korea makes sure the big news sites hear about their fusion/fountain of youth/laser sharks, and the people who are 'in on it', no matter where they are in the world, are informed they've just acquired their uranium/bioweapon/rocket boosters?

I don't know, but I know how we can find out. You grab any vagely asian looking people you see off the street, and I'll go get my tools and/or chemical agents. We'll meet up at the abandoned warehouse on the New York City docks between Peterson and 3rd. I swear, we'll find out if there actualy exists a world wide code system for North Korea if we have to slowly murder every vaguely asian person in the states over a course of several days each in a extremely ineffective manner one by one!

[Realmfighter]

Genius

[Sensei]

Hrm, mrmkay, I really like that plan, but I think that that might offend some special interest groups. Do you think you can think of a way to do it that's more race-neutral.  Mrmkay, thanks.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Hrm, mrmkay, I really like that plan, but I think that that might offend some special interest groups. Do you think you can think of a way to do it that's more race-neutral.  Mrmkay, thanks.

Hmm... Well, if the feds still keep records of suspected communist mutant traitors, then we could steal and use those. Or go after members of the American Communist Party. Or just pick people totaly at random.