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[Retro]

So what are microelements anyway?

Delicious.

[Dragooble]

Suddenly everything makes sense.

[Grakelin]

It was developed by a joint venture fruit juice company.

THIS JUST IN

DRINKING FRUIT JUICE MAKES YOU HEALTHIER

I'm not skeptical about this at all. Germans and Chinese are packaging fruit juice and selling it to North Korea. Officials are astounded that the previously malnourished individuals seem to improve upon drinking it.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Officials are astounded that the previously malnourished individuals seem to improve upon drinking it.

IT CANNOT BE! Stop the presses! This is a big, beyond front page story!

[HideousBeing]

IT CANNOT BE! Stop the presses! This is a big, beyond front page story!

So somewhere in the back then? Maybe we could print it on over 30 micropages.

[Eagleon]

THIS JUST IN

DRINKING FRUIT JUICE MAKES YOU HEALTHIER

I'm not skeptical about this at all. Germans and Chinese are packaging fruit juice and selling it to North Korea. Officials are astounded that the previously malnourished individuals seem to improve upon drinking it.

It multiplies brain-cells though! North Korea has invented brain cancer THIRTY YEARS EARLY. With surety they have become the excellent.

[sonerohi]

Nk = Big old pot of crazy stew.
SK, from what I gather by the exchange students at my school = a big, hash filled blur of joy. And motorcycles.

[Grakelin]

Most recent South Korean gaming addiction case:

Parents spend upwards of 10 hours a day playing a game that involves caring for a child, their real baby starves to death.

[smjjames]

Most recent South Korean gaming addiction case:

Parents spend upwards of 10 hours a day playing a game that involves caring for a child, their real baby starves to death.

Yea I saw that one. Makes you wonder how they would be able to ignore a crying baby.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Most recent South Korean gaming addiction case:

Parents spend upwards of 10 hours a day playing a game that involves caring for a child, their real baby starves to death.

Yea I saw that one. Makes you wonder how they would be able to ignore a crying baby.

They thought it was their virtual child?

[Retro]

Most recent South Korean gaming addiction case:

Parents spend upwards of 10 hours a day playing a game that involves caring for a child, their real baby starves to death.

Yea I saw that one. Makes you wonder how they would be able to ignore a crying baby.

"Honey, help! I keep right-clicking on him but I can't find the Feed option!"

[Jackrabbit]

Most recent South Korean gaming addiction case:

Parents spend upwards of 10 hours a day playing a game that involves caring for a child, their real baby starves to death.

Yea I saw that one. Makes you wonder how they would be able to ignore a crying baby.

They thought it was their virtual child?

Hope so. Then it would be hilarious as opposed to plain horrifying.

[HideousBeing]

North Korea announces that it has created genetically modified beings capable of creating living buildings and traveling through outer space. The researches say, "This is a glorious day for our leader kim jong il who has created a new biological race the indestructible zerg, but not to worry; they are harmless and perfectly contained by our glorious leader's mystical powers."

South Korea is expected to begin working a peace treaty in hopes of lives games of starcraft.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

North Korea announces that it has created genetically modified beings capable of creating living buildings and traveling through outer space. The researches say, "This is a glorious day for our leader kim jong il who has created a new biological race the indestructible zerg, but not to worry; they are harmless and perfectly contained by our glorious leader's mystical powers."

South Korea is expected to begin working a peace treaty in hopes of lives games of starcraft.

If a giant RL game of Starcraft is how the world ends, then I will be pissed.

[alway]

North Korea announces that it has created genetically modified beings capable of creating living buildings and traveling through outer space. The researches say, "This is a glorious day for our leader kim jong il who has created a new biological race the indestructible zerg, but not to worry; they are harmless and perfectly contained by our glorious leader's mystical powers."

South Korea is expected to begin working a peace treaty in hopes of lives games of starcraft.

If a giant RL game of Starcraft is how the world ends, then I will be pissed.

Ya gotta admit though, UN playing terrans teamed with SK protoss against NK zerg would be pretty epic to watch on the 6 o' clock news. It would definately beat the "cute cat jumps funny" style segments we see now a days.

Coming up next in NK discoveries: Warp Drive, portal gun and only after those two, how to actually launch a rocket into orbit.