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[MetalSlimeHunt]

That....that....

I don't.....why in the hell would they....

....
Alright, only one thing to do now. It's time for...


THE NORTH KOREA DEVELOPMENT EXTRAVAGANZA!

North Korea has obtained:

SUSTAINAIBLE NUCLEAR FUSION
ANTI-AGING DRINK



Quickly, we must finish this list and send it to the CIA!

[Dakk]

Soon enough they'll have an army of giant mechas, space marines and shoggoths. Thats after they steal the secrets of time travel from the yithians though.

[kuro_suna]

So, Japan has had the first two for like a decade.



And

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HAL_5

[Itnetlolor]

With all the technological advances going on, I think the theory of aliens actually being sufficiently advanced human beings might hold water.

[smigenboger]

Are they advanced enough to have Soap Operas?

[Itnetlolor]

Are they advanced enough to have Soap Operas?

More like Soap Operas IIINNNNNNNN SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

[smigenboger]

Annita: I didn't want to tell you, but I used to be with Jefferon 5
Jenneron 4: Nooooo, now it's impossible to tell who the babazoid is!

[Duke 2.0]

Annita: I didn't want to tell you, but I used to be with Jefferon 5
Jenneron 4: Nooooo, now it's impossible to tell who the babazoid is!

Jefferon 5: We shall name him after our glorious Supreme Leader, Kim Il Sung.

[Djohaal]

Where's the nuclear-powered whale submarines?

[Agdune]

Where's the nuclear-powered whale submarines?

Dur, The merpeople sabotaged it? Otherwise it would be in 100% working order, on military display for the enemies of the state to admire and fear. But that's the only thing stopping it from being combat ready, honest. It's totally been built and is totally super-powered compared to anything else.

[Cthulhu]

I bet seven burning dwarves that they're doing this because Kim is dead and they're going to replace him with a body double.

[Retro]

I bet seven burning dwarves that they're doing this because Kim is dead and they're going to replace him with a body double.

I don't know, they probably would've listed that as a side-effect.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

I bet seven burning dwarves that they're doing this because Kim is dead and they're going to replace him with a body double.

I don't know, they probably would've listed that as a side-effect.

They would, if Retro is correct, have an excuse for Kim suddenly becoming younger.

[kuro_suna]

Isn't North Korea technically still ruled by the zombie overlord kim il sung?

[Dragooble]

So what are microelements anyway?