Turn 32: CITY IS CRAZY
CJM:BEAT UP EVERY VILLAIN I CAN SEE=4YOU CANNOT BE EVERYWHERE AT ONCE. ONLY 3 PLACES. Every villain on your team 2 damage. You were too late.
Frelock:GROUND THE LIGHTNING MAN=3You attempt to ground what appears to be humanoid lightning, but it fails. Perhaps the fact that its not already grounded already and he's not wearing rubber boots should have tipped you off? LIGHTNING MAN PISSED OFF, 2 DAMAGE.
Tinkles:PLOT=4WE ALREADY REACHED THE PLOT. You eat a corpse.
Wolf:RANDOM FLAILING=5YOU RANDOMLY FLAIL AROUND AND YOU SMACK THE LIGHTNING MAN IN THE FACE. 3 damage.
Diablos:To the PLOT GUN STORE=5FUCK YES. YOU PICK UP TWO SMALL SUB-MACHINE GUNS.
Hex:LEARN HOW TO FLY=(2-3)0No. NO. NONONONONO. THERE IS NO SEMI LOGICAL REASON FOR YOU TO BE ABLE TO FLY. IF YOU PRESS THIS POINT YOU WILL DIE HORRIBLY BY YOUR OWN HANDS. You heal yourself instead. 5 health.
MORE GOD DAMMED VILLAINS
Lightning man:KILL THESE BASTARD=1He falls on the grounding wire, and somehow gets grounded.
Wut.
Wolf
Ice Flail
Empty Ice Gun
Flailing Level 1 1/2
Icing Level 1 1/2
Wanted for Questioning
3/10HP
Tinkles
18/20HP
Strategic Gnawing Level 3 0/4
Dance Fighting level 1 1/2
Skeleton xylophone
Diablos
Empty Gun
Vest
8/10HP
Shooting Level 3 3/4
CJM
Warrant For Extreme Murder
Gun
Manly Beard
THE JUSTICE/PHALLI MOBILE
Gun Kata Level 2 2/3
PUNCHIN Level 2 1/3
5/10 HP
Frelock
Awesomer Explody Chuck Norris Crossbow (5 Damage)
(1)Cross bowing level 1 2/5(1)
8/10 HP
Hex
FLAME THROWER!!!
1000 City Dollars
Drugs
Warrant For Extreme Murder
(1)Flame Fighting Level 2 0/6(1)
Healing Level 2 1/3
8/10 HP
OH GOD OTHER SUPERS
Mary
Ruby Swords
STABBITY Level 2 0/3
8/10
Bob
Gun
REVENGE Level 2 0/3
9/10 HP
Tracy
Stealing powers Level 1 0/2
Gun
Shooting Level 1 0/2
6/10 HP
Greg
10/10 HP
(1)Making awesome shit Level 2 3/7(1)