Turn 28: WHY IS NO ONE FIGHTING
Wolf:POUT=5You begin pouting in the hope that someone vulnerable to pouting comes along. Not so.
Tinkles:WACKY CLOWNERY=4You place a wig on the Mecha's head, because why the fuck not?
Frelock:Stone Car trap=5You make a stone trap with a car in place of the stone, to catch anyone foolish enough to step under the highly visible trap.
Diablos:Pistol whip=3You pistol whip the mecha, but it doesn't seem to do much of anything.
CJM:REPAIR THE RIDE=2You attempt to repair your vehicle, but you are unable to do very much after your fabulous display of crotchitude.
Hex:FINISH THE OLD BAT=5You douse the mecha in flames, doing 5 damage and destroying all of its decorations.
Aww.
Villains!Greg:SMASH=4You punch Hex in the face, doing 4 damage.
Wolf
Ice Flail
Empty Ice Gun
Flailing Level 1 1/2
Icing Level 1 1/2
Wanted for Questioning
3/10HP
Tinkles
15/20HP
Strategic Gnawing Level 2 2/3
Dance Fighting level 1 1/2
Skeleton xylophone
Diablos
Empty Gun
Vest
10/10HP
Shooting Level 3 2/4
CJM
Warrant For Extreme Murder
Gun
Manly Beard
THE JUSTICE/PHALLI MOBILE Totaled more
Gun Kata Level 2 2/3
PUNCHIN Level 2 0/3
5/10 HP
Frelock
Awesomer Explody Chuck Norris Crossbow (5 Damage)
(1)Cross bowing level 1 1/5(1)
8/10 HP
Hex
FLAME THROWER!!!
1000 City Dollars
Drugs
Warrant For Extreme Murder
(1)Flame Fighting Level 1 4/5(1)
Healing Level 2 0/3
5/10 HP
OH GOD OTHER SUPERS
Mary
Ruby Swords
STABBITY Level 2 0/3
8/10
Bob
Gun
REVENGE Level 2 0/3
9/10 HP
Tracy
Stealing powers Level 1 0/2
Gun
Shooting Level 1 0/2
6/10 HP
They are somewere else.
Clock Work Monsters
Greg
10/10 HP
(1)Making awesome shit Level 2 3/7(1)
Power Armour
10/50 HP