Turn 25: Greg of DOOM
Tinkles:NOM NOM NOM=(AUTO FAIL)Despite the fact that this is a RTD, i will not allow you to spontaneously create a hobo. Thats just stupid. This is an abandoned wreck yard. There would be no hobos.
Wolf:I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU PUT=3You start walking towards the sound, intent on attacking the offensive gentleman. You fall on your ass. Thankfully, you got in view first!
The angry man is wear what appears to be power Armour. It is built out of various odds and ends that you would expect to find in a car scrapyard, and it is about 1.5 times your height. There are wicked sharp looking blades haphazardly placed in various places on it. The thing is terrifying.
Oh Fuck.
CJM:TEACH BEARD TO BLOCK BULLETS THINGS THAT DON'T HURT=3You throw a brick at your beard. The beard fails to block the brick. Thanks to your manly physique however, you shrug off any damage this caused you.
Diablos:INVESTIGATE THE CURSING=(AUTO FAIL)THE CURSING HAS ALREADY BEEN INVESTIGATED. YOU DECIDE TO HELP UP WOLF INSTEAD.
Frelock:Stand watch at entrance=(AUTO FAIL)The door is closed. This is relaxing.
Hex:KILL! MAIM! BURN! BURN! BURN!=4You engulf the poor bastard in flames. Before you can do any damage, however, the roof pops back on and you only damage the Power Armour.
At least you got something It doesn't appear to have done much damage. Oh shit.
Villains!Greg:Introduce yourself=5You make your evil villain speech. It would be very inspirational, if any other evil villains were in the area. You didn't keep track of what you said, but your sure you got the basic "You will rue this day" and "Prepare to meat your doom!" out. You always have to use them. Always.
Wolf
Ice Flail
Ice Gun
Flailing Level 1 1/2
Icing Level 1 1/2
Wanted for Questioning
9/10HP
Tinkles
15/20HP
Strategic Gnawing Level 2 1/3
Dance Fighting level 1 1/2
Skeleton xylophone
Diablos
Gun
Vest
10/10HP
Shooting Level 3 1/4
CJM
Warrant For Extreme Murder
Gun
Manly Beard
THE JUSTICE/PHALLI MOBILE Totaled more
Gun Kata Level 2 2/3
PUNCHIN Level 2 0/3
5/10 HP
Frelock
Awesomer Explody Chuck Norris Crossbow (5 Damage)
(1)Cross bowing level 1 0/5(1)
8/10 HP
Hex
FLAME THROWER!!!
1000 City Dollars
Drugs
Warrant For Extreme Murder
(1)Flame Fighting Level 1 0/5(1)
Healing Level 2 0/3
9/10 HP
OH GOD OTHER SUPERS
Mary
Ruby Swords
STABBITY Level 2 0/3
8/10
Bob
Gun
REVENGE Level 2 0/3
9/10 HP
Tracy
Stealing powers Level 1 0/2
Gun
Shooting Level 1 0/2
6/10 HP
They are somewere else.
Clock Work Monsters
Greg
10/10 HP
(1)Making awesome shit Level 2 3/7(1)
Power Armour
47/50 HP