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[SHAD0Wdump]

I TAKE IT THAT THIS MEANS YOU JUST WANT TO HEADBUTT CJM???

I GUESS SO, BUT DO IT IN THE SQUEEKIEST MANNER POSSIBLE.

[Frelock]

Craft some mechanisms

[Diablous]

Try to deal with my injuries.

[CJ1145]

Tell the Lincolnmobile to engage in combat with the squeaky clown. I'll distract him with my powers of JUSTICE.

[Realmfighter]

Turn 17: Lincoln Robot ACTIVATE

Wolf:DUEL WIELDING ALWAYS WORKS=2
You pick up a metal pipe while still in the car, and you try out your new weapon. You hit yourself in the face. Duel wielding, it seems, does not in fact always work.

Tinkles:SQUEEKY BUTT=3
You hit CJM with your nose. He becomes confused.

Frelock:MAKE SOME MECHANISMS=6
You make 10 Mechanisms. There purpose is uncertain. Maybe you could make some jewelry with them?

Diablos:MANLY SELF HEALING=4
You steal some of Hexs drugs/hospital supplies and you start patching yourself up. You heal 2 health

CJM:UNLEASH THE POWER OF ROBO-LINCOLN=2
LINCOLN COMES TO YOUR AID AND BEGINS TO PUNCH THE FOUL ZOMBIE. It is not effective!

Hex:Give medical aid=5
you heals yourself for 2 damage. It would be more, but you was distracted the the zombie having a hissy fits, and CJM using his puppet to slap him. This is a weird place in your life.

You are almost at the city.

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Wolf
Ice Flail
Flailing Level 1 1/2
Wanted for Questioning
9/10HP

Tinkles
11/20HP
Strategic Gnawing Level 2 1/3
Dance Fighting level 1 1/2
Zombie servant
Skeleton xylophone

Diablos
Gun
Vest
10/10HP
Shooting Level 1 1/2

CJM
Warrant For Extreme Murder
Gun
THE JUSTICE/PHALLI MOBILE
Gun Kata Level 2 1/3
8/10 HP

Frelock
Awesomer Crossbow (5 Damage)
Cross bowing level 2 1/3
8/10 HP

Hex
FLAME THROWER!!!
1000 City Dollars
Drugs
Warrant For Extreme Murder
Flame Fighting Level 3 2/4
Healing Level 2 0/3
8/10 HP

OH GOD OTHER SUPERS
Mary
Ruby Swords
STABBITY Level 2 0/3
8/10

Bob
Gun
REVENGE Level 2 0/3
9/10 HP

Tracy
Stealing powers Level 1 0/2
Gun
Shooting Level 1 0/2
6/10 HP

They are somewere else.

[Diablous]

I wait until we reach the city!

[SHAD0Wdump]

Alright, I'm satisfied.

I cannibalize my zombie minion to get some health going. Yeah, he's mostly extra food.

[Realmfighter]

I HAVE A IDEA FOR MORE PLOT.

ITS AWESOME.

[CJ1145]

Robo-Lincoln, for all that is justice-like DON'T LET HIM EAT THAT MINION! Also kick his ass. I'll do that too.

[SHAD0Wdump]

Robo-Lincoln, for all that is justice-like DON'T LET HIM EAT THAT MINION! Also kick his ass. I'll do that too.

A little focused aren't we?

[Terrahex]

not sure exactly what has gone on for awhile, but I'm back from Vaca!! I'll... hmmm... go rob NASA!

[Realmfighter]

FRELOCK AND WOLF. YOUR TURNS. I NEED THEM.

I WOULD MUCH LIKE TO GET TWO TURNS DONE TODAY.

[wolfchild]

Intimidate Frelock into making me an ice gun

[Frelock]

Make wolfchild an icegun (but hook up a mechanism to it).

Sorry for taking so long.  Father's day and all that...

[HailFire]

not sure exactly what has gone on for awhile, but I'm back from Vaca!! I'll... hmmm... go rob NASA!

Am I the only one who thinks that a fight between a lighter fluid sweating super-terrorist and a kung-fu astronaut would be ridiculously awesome?

_{get online and post rolls, Realmfighter}