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[Realmfighter]

I don't even know whats happening anymore.

Nothing is stupid.

[HailFire]

lolwut

For superheroes, these guys sure are wusses. I mean, the little girl with the ruby psycho swords is the only one with any balls.

It's a good thing that my evil alter-ego hit her with the lightning bolt; either of the others would have burst into tears/flames.


Of course, to be fair, these were otherwise normal people who are now engaged in a bloody gunfight to the death for no apparent reason.

[Frelock]

Why did we attack them, again?  Or did they attack us?

Kick the dog with a crossbow bolt.

[Realmfighter]

I don't even know anymore.

You definitely attacked them.

[wolfchild]

Run away and fix the flail

[Diablous]

Try to get her to stop crying. Remind her that she shot me first!

[Realmfighter]

CJ!

I need your turn!

[CJ1145]

I've been trying to figure out what is going on here.

Activate the Justice-radio! Deafen our foes!

[Diablous]

I just checked. Tracy's power is stealing other's powers?!

[Realmfighter]

The opposite of peoples powers.

[Diablous]

Ahh. That explains the hate beam.

[Realmfighter]

Turn 15: Beautiful

Tinkles:So much crying.... IT IS UNACCEPTABLE=(6-2)4
In a fit of disgrace you remember your glorious past. Instead of all this hurting and biting, you brought smiles to all the little children. You were such a good clown that you could make full, red blooded men cry tears of joy. NO LONGER WILL YOU ACCEPT SADNESS IN YOUR PRESENCE. You take out some balloons. You blow them up. YOU SHOCK EVERYONE WITH YOUR COMEDIC GREATNESS. Everyone is happy now. The tears have gone.

All thanks to you, hero.

Frelock:Kick the adorable giant puppy=1 (Your really, really lucky the -2 went away.)
You try to kick the dog, but you fall and break your leg instead. 3 damage.

Wolf:Run away=2
You fall on your ass, in a horrible display of ineptitude. You suck at running.

Diablos:Comfort Tracy=4
She has ceased her crying, and you sweep her up into your arms.

This is so beautiful.

CJM:HURT THEM WITH MY HORRIBLE MUSIC CHOICES=2
You start blasting your radio, but yodeling does not in fact cause physical pain. You need to do a lot more weapons research.

Hex:WMAHAHAHAHA. YOU LOOK A LITTLE HOT UNDER THE COLLAR=(5+2)6
And with that final, horrible pun the last dog is dead.

Villains(Heroes?)

Mary:Run away=6
Before you can respond Mary grabs Bob and Tracy and dash's off.

Bob:KHAAAAAAAAAAN YOUR SUPER GROUP NAAAAAAAME=5
As Mary carts him away, you can hear his mournful scream, filled will hate and sadness at the loss of him comrades.

Tracy:Forlorn gaze/sigh=3
As she retreats into the horizon, you see her gaze in your direction, Diablos. This is so romantic.

This is almost more sadness then you can take.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Wolf
Ice Flail Splinters
Flailing Level 1 1/2
Wanted for Questioning
7/10HP

Tinkles
12/20HP
Strategic Gnawing Level 2 1/3
Dance Fighting level 1 1/2
Zombie servant
Skeleton xylophone

Diablos
Gun
Vest
8/10HP
Shooting Level 1 1/2

CJM
Warrant For Extreme Murder
Gun
THE JUSTICE/PHALLI MOBILE
Gun Kata Level 2 1/3
8/10 HP

Frelock
Awesomer Crossbow (5 Damage)
Cross bowing level 2 1/3
5/10 HP

Hex
FLAME THROWER!!!
1000 City Dollars
Drugs
Warrant For Extreme Murder
Flame Fighting Level 3 2/4
6/10 HP

OH GOD OTHER SUPERS
Mary
Ruby Swords
STABBITY Level 2 0/3
8/10

Bob
Gun
REVENGE Level 2 0/3
9/10 HP

Tracy
Stealing powers Level 1 0/2
Gun
Shooting Level 1 0/2
6/10 HP

They are somewere else.

You need a super group name.

[wolfchild]

Fix the damn flail, after getting my ass off the floor

[Blargityblarg]

As a supergroup name for you guys, i suggest the Lime Green Chicken Monsters.

[Frelock]

Magically regenerate (DF dwarves do it all the time, or at least they used to; either instant regeneration or months in a hospital bed...)