Turn 14: YOU MONSTERS
Tinkles:YOU WILL NOT ACCEPT THIS INSULT=5You attempt to pile drive the incessant cur, but you find it impossible to do on flat ground. more research is necessary. You bit her instead. (2-1) 1 Damage!
Wolf:COOLNESSSS=2You make the flail colder, but instead of the cold making it hit harder it shatters. You really should have seen this coming.
Frelock:Commence with the morally despicable acts.=(2+1)3You shoot at the Great Dane, even in your deep regret hitting him in the side. YOU BASTARD. 3 Damage
CJM:OPEN THE GELT FOR THE WHOLE WORLD TO SEE=4YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING. ALL THIS ASSUMPTION OF OWNERSHIP IS TIRING. You shoot the Pitbull for 2 damage.
Diablos:"Hit" on Tracy=(6-1)5You shoot Tracy in the face for 4 damage. She starts crying. You feel like a cur.
Hex:FLAME THEM=3YOU ARE TEH L33T H4X0R. YOU START PWNING TEH NOBS. Both dogs get 3 damage.
YOU I AM A RETARD
Villains(Heroes?)
Mary:STABBITY STABBIY=(3+1)4She appears to be VERY VERY ANGRY. You should probably run away. Very fast.
She stabs the PZC Tinkles in the gut, doing 3 damage.
Bob:WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME?!?!?!?=6He falls to his knees and he starts sobbing for his lost friends. you all feel horrible and you will get a -1 on your rolls next turn because you are bastards. He also shoots Hex for 4 damage.
Tracy:Cry=6She continues crying. You all feel even more worse. -2 Next turn. It also appears her puppy is crying.
This is almost more sadness then you can take.
Wolf
Ice Flail Splinters
Flailing Level 1 1/2
Wanted for Questioning
7/10HP
Tinkles
12/20HP
Strategic Gnawing Level 2 1/3
Dance Fighting level 1 1/2
Zombie servant
Skeleton xylophone
Diablos
Gun
Vest
8/10HP
Shooting Level 1 1/2
CJM
Warrant For Extreme Murder
Gun
THE JUSTICE/PHALLI MOBILE
Gun Kata Level 2 1/3
8/10 HP
Frelock
Awesomer Crossbow (5 Damage)
Cross bowing level 2 1/3
8/10 HP
Hex
FLAME THROWER!!!
1000 City Dollars
Drugs
Warrant For Extreme Murder
Flame Fighting Level 3 1/4
6/10 HP
OH GOD OTHER SUPERS
Mary
Ruby Swords
STABBITY Level 2 0/3
8/10
Bob
One dog
Great Dane 6/12
Gun
REVENGE Level 2 0/3
9/10 HP
Tracy
Stealing powers Level 1 0/2
Gun
Shooting Level 1 0/2
6/10 HP