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[SHAD0Wdump]

Lots of railroadin' goin' on in dis' place...

I find a park security guard, and convert him into my zombie minion!

[wolfchild]

I convince the person who does the crazy shit to mnake me a cryogun, failing that i try mixing the icecreams to see what happens

[Diablous]

I have my dog shoot rainbows at the cops! So I can shoot them when they are happy and loving!

[CJ1145]

Find a megaphone or something loud in the park, and tell my pursuers I have NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT I HAVE DONE, WHY ARE THEY SHOOTING AT A SOLDIER OF THE UNITED STATES MILITARY.

[Frelock]

I can't help but notice all heroic actions fail. No exceptions.

On the contrary, I'm a hero, and I've succeeded quite handily for the past few turns.

Escape into the sewer system.

[Realmfighter]

Frelock, in the sewer you will find one cop.

What will you do?!?!

(There hostile. The cops are stupid, and they are under orders to kill you all.)

[Frelock]

Pull some batman stunts to escape without being seen.

[Realmfighter]

*YOU KNOW WHAT? SCREW THIS.*
*WERE COMING IN.*
Oh Christ.

Tingles:Make zombie minion=4
You see a police officer and start gnawing on one of there heads, all stealthy like. PO1 down 2 HP!

16/20HP
Strategic Gnawing Level 1! 0/2


Wolf:Combine ice cream=6
You take two ice creams, and you combine them. Somehow, you made something awesome! Cool!

Ice Flail!
Wanted for Questioning
10/10HP


Diablos:Shoot=5
You either meant shoot the police with the puppy or the gun. Which was it? Screw it! Both!
The puppy shoots his Ray, giving -1 roll to one police officer, and you shoot at him.
Shooting=2
Dodging=1-1=0
The bullet goes wide! Luckily, the cop sprints into the bullet! Yay! PO2 down 2 HP

Gun
10/10HP
Shooting Level 1 0/2


CJM:Talk to the cops=6
Because of your reasonable tone, they explain why while everyone stops fighting and listens. You are no longer a soldier, long having been considered dead, and no one is allowed to break the law. He then shows you all of the meticulously collected evidence for your assaulting an officer charge. There case is pretty air tight.
Having now come to understanding with the police, you get back to killing each other.

Warrant For Extreme Murder
Gun
10/10 HP


Frelock: BE THE BAT=2
You spend 5 minutes changing your mind to that of Batman. Noone can catch you if they cant see you.
TO FREEDOM!!!
You sneak right into the feet of the PO. Oh Crap.

Crossbow
10/10 HP


Hex:FIIIIIIRRRRRREEEE=4
Using his FLAME THROWER!!! he burns POs 3,4 and 5 for 3 damage.

FLAME THROWER!!!
100 City Dollars
Flame Fighting!1!! Level 1 0/2


Police officers
1 = 8/10 HP
Gun
2 = 8/10 HP
Gun
3 = 7/10 HP
Gun
4 = 7/10 HP
Gun
5 = 7/10 HP
Gun
6 = 7/10 HP
Gun
Sewers

FIIINISH/STAAAAART THEM.

[wolfchild]

Weeel, i was just trying to mix flavours, remember obsessed character, buuut il take this!!1! YAY, ice themed weapon!.

I start practicing with the flail, in the general vicinity of the fight

[SHAD0Wdump]

Finish that police officer! Join the undead!

[Realmfighter]

You can't actually make a zombie slave.

Sorry.

Oh, when everyone but Hex has there turn in, i'll start the next turn.

[SHAD0Wdump]

You can't actually make a zombie slave.

Is this a RTD, or is this LAME?

[Realmfighter]

Fine. One zombie slave. And it doesn't have buckets of HP like you do.

[SHAD0Wdump]

Oh hey... I just realized I had double HP...

[Diablous]

I continue having my puppy blast them with rainbows, then me shooting them with bullets! While lauging evilly!