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Author Topic: RTDramatic Superhero Action! Turn 32: CITY IS CRAZY  (Read 24323 times)

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Re: RTDramatic Superhero Action! Turn 31: MORE POORLY WRITTEN PLOT
« Reply #375 on: July 05, 2010, 11:25:21 pm »
Turn 31: MORE POORLY WRITTEN PLOT
You drive towards the city, as you have little else to do and it seems like a good idea. When you pass the city limits, you begin to see some of what giving random people superpowers does. It fucks shit up.

There are fires burning everywhere, there are many craters imaginatively placed and dead police men and women litter the ground. You can see a burning tank, crushed beneath another less destroyed (But still sufficiently destroyed) tank. THIS IS NOT OKAY. YOU MUST RESTORE ORDER TO THE CITY BY KILLING BOATLOADS OF PEOPLE, WHICH WOULDN'T BE THAT DIFFICULT AS YOU CAN SEE A GIANT WAR BOAT PATROLLING THE RIVER. THIS SHIT IS CRAZY. You could also destroy the reasonably large robot, or the giant man made out of lightning. All i'm saying is that you have a lot of options.

(MY BRAIN. ITS ALL MESSED UP TODAY. I CAN'T WRITE WELL ON THE BEST OF DAYS, AND THIS IS A VERY BAD DAY.)
« Last Edit: July 05, 2010, 11:27:08 pm by Realmfighter »
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Re: RTDramatic Superhero Action! Turn 31: MORE POORLY WRITTEN PLOT
« Reply #376 on: July 05, 2010, 11:28:40 pm »
Oh my.

Might I suggest decaf?  :P
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Re: RTDramatic Superhero Action! Turn 31: MORE POORLY WRITTEN PLOT
« Reply #377 on: July 05, 2010, 11:29:25 pm »
I DON'T DRINK ANY COFFEE. I AM JUST VERY SICK.
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Re: RTDramatic Superhero Action! Turn 31: MORE POORLY WRITTEN PLOT
« Reply #378 on: July 05, 2010, 11:30:46 pm »
Quote from: Realmfighter on July 05, 2010, 11:29:25 pm
I DON'T DRINK ANY COFFEE. I AM JUST VERY SICK.

Ouch.

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Re: RTDramatic Superhero Action! Turn 31: MORE POORLY WRITTEN PLOT
« Reply #379 on: July 05, 2010, 11:31:59 pm »
JUSTICE TEAM, ENACT JUSTIIIIIIIIICE!

Beat up every villain, and anything resembling a villain I see with a combination of Justice-punches and ramming people with the Justice-Mobile.
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Re: RTDramatic Superhero Action! Turn 31: MORE POORLY WRITTEN PLOT
« Reply #380 on: July 05, 2010, 11:33:27 pm »
I HAVE A CANKER SORE, AN SOME LITTLE BASTARD SORE INSIDE MY MOUTH, MY BACK HURTS, HEAD ACHE MY NOSE IS RUNNING, ANOTHER SORE INSIDE MY NOSE (AND FOR SOME REASON I CAN ONLY SPEAK IN CAPS)

WHAT THE FUCK BODY

Also, CJM, there are allot of villains. Three are on your team.
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Re: RTDramatic Superhero Action! Turn 31: MORE POORLY WRITTEN PLOT
« Reply #381 on: July 05, 2010, 11:33:59 pm »
CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL *FLIES AWAY*
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Re: RTDramatic Superhero Action! Turn 31: MORE POORLY WRITTEN PLOT
« Reply #382 on: July 05, 2010, 11:35:06 pm »
If you didn't read it, there are countless villains.
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Re: RTDramatic Superhero Action! Turn 31: MORE POORLY WRITTEN PLOT
« Reply #383 on: July 06, 2010, 02:42:20 am »
Attach a lightning rod to my crossbow bolt to ground the lightning fellow.
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Re: RTDramatic Superhero Action! Turn 31: MORE POORLY WRITTEN PLOT
« Reply #384 on: July 06, 2010, 04:18:48 am »
Quote from: Frelock on July 06, 2010, 02:42:20 am
Attach a lightning rod to my crossbow bolt to ground the lightning fellow.

use it to tame him, enchanting your crossbow with awesome lightning!
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Re: RTDramatic Superhero Action! Turn 31: MORE POORLY WRITTEN PLOT
« Reply #385 on: July 06, 2010, 05:25:22 am »
Plot.
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Re: RTDramatic Superhero Action! Turn 31: MORE POORLY WRITTEN PLOT
« Reply #386 on: July 06, 2010, 08:36:04 am »
Quote from: Realmfighter on July 05, 2010, 11:35:06 pm
If you didn't read it, there are countless villains.

I'm aware of that! And (excluding my allies) I'm going to attack... ALL OF THEM!
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This being Homestuck, I'm not sure whether that's post-scratch Rose or Vriska with a wig.

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Re: RTDramatic Superhero Action! Turn 31: MORE POORLY WRITTEN PLOT
« Reply #387 on: July 06, 2010, 08:57:05 am »
Randomly flail arround attempting to hit all of the non allied villains
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Re: RTDramatic Superhero Action! Turn 31: MORE POORLY WRITTEN PLOT
« Reply #388 on: July 06, 2010, 10:17:14 am »
When CJM gets out of the car to JUSTICE PUNCH someone, I drive the car to a gun shop!
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Re: RTDramatic Superhero Action! Turn 31: MORE POORLY WRITTEN PLOT
« Reply #389 on: July 06, 2010, 04:41:22 pm »
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