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Author Topic: RTDramatic Superhero Action! Turn 32: CITY IS CRAZY  (Read 24342 times)

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Re: RTDramatic Superhero Action! Turn 24: This is boring
« Reply #315 on: June 27, 2010, 11:42:47 pm »
Train with something non-dangerous first. I'll start with acorns, and then move up to nuts and bolts, etc.
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This being Homestuck, I'm not sure whether that's post-scratch Rose or Vriska with a wig.

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Re: RTDramatic Superhero Action! Turn 24: This is boring
« Reply #316 on: June 28, 2010, 10:27:16 am »
I investigate the cursing!
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A catgirl, whom oft it would please
To dine on a pizza, with cheese,
Thought it was quite fine
To be partly feline,
Excepting the hairballs and fleas.

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Re: RTDramatic Superhero Action! Turn 24: This is boring
« Reply #317 on: June 28, 2010, 01:10:04 pm »
Completely ignore the cursing, and stand watch at the junkyard's entrance.
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Re: RTDramatic Superhero Action! Turn 25: Greg of DOOM
« Reply #318 on: June 29, 2010, 01:33:44 am »
Turn 25: Greg of DOOM
Tinkles:NOM NOM NOM=(AUTO FAIL)
Despite the fact that this is a RTD, i will not allow you to spontaneously create a hobo. Thats just stupid. This is an abandoned wreck yard. There would be no hobos.

Wolf:I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU PUT=3
You start walking towards the sound, intent on attacking the offensive gentleman. You fall on your ass. Thankfully, you got in view first!

The angry man is wear what appears to be power Armour. It is built out of various odds and ends that you would expect to find in a car scrapyard, and it is about 1.5 times your height. There are wicked sharp looking blades haphazardly placed in various places on it. The thing is terrifying.

Oh Fuck.

CJM:TEACH BEARD TO BLOCK BULLETS THINGS THAT DON'T HURT=3
You throw a brick at your beard. The beard fails to block the brick. Thanks to your manly physique however, you shrug off any damage this caused you.

Diablos:INVESTIGATE THE CURSING=(AUTO FAIL)
THE CURSING HAS ALREADY BEEN INVESTIGATED. YOU DECIDE TO HELP UP WOLF INSTEAD.

Frelock:Stand watch at entrance=(AUTO FAIL)
The door is closed. This is relaxing.

Hex:KILL! MAIM! BURN! BURN! BURN!=4
You engulf the poor bastard in flames. Before you can do any damage, however, the roof pops back on and you only damage the Power Armour.

At least you got something It doesn't appear to have done much damage. Oh shit.

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Greg:Introduce yourself=5
You make your evil villain speech. It would be very inspirational, if any other evil villains were in the area. You didn't keep track of what you said, but your sure you got the basic "You will rue this day" and "Prepare to meat your doom!" out. You always have to use them. Always.

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Re: RTDramatic Superhero Action! Turn 25: Greg of DOOM
« Reply #319 on: June 29, 2010, 01:42:00 am »
Zombie is hungry... zombie is not getting food, zombie is depressed.

Be depressed.
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Re: RTDramatic Superhero Action! Turn 25: Greg of DOOM
« Reply #320 on: June 29, 2010, 01:44:27 am »
There is a dude inside 1000 pounds of steal you can eat!
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Re: RTDramatic Superhero Action! Turn 25: Greg of DOOM
« Reply #321 on: June 29, 2010, 03:13:32 am »
You know, if the armour is frozen it will hurt him more than help him.

Freeze the armour's joints
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Re: RTDramatic Superhero Action! Turn 25: Greg of DOOM
« Reply #322 on: June 29, 2010, 09:24:12 am »
It could be insulated, for all you know.
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Re: RTDramatic Superhero Action! Turn 25: Greg of DOOM
« Reply #323 on: June 29, 2010, 10:06:41 am »
I have my puppy shoot love beams at him! Then I kick him!
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Thought it was quite fine
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Re: RTDramatic Superhero Action! Turn 25: Greg of DOOM
« Reply #324 on: June 29, 2010, 12:09:46 pm »
Armor piercing crossbow bolt!
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Re: RTDramatic Superhero Action! Turn 25: Greg of DOOM
« Reply #325 on: June 29, 2010, 04:44:06 pm »
Quote from: Realmfighter on June 29, 2010, 09:24:12 am
It could be insulated, for all you know.

Bah then Freeze it more

ooc: i gotta stay in character, this particular one likes freezing stuff
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You really can both sig it.
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Re: RTDramatic Superhero Action! Turn 25: Greg of DOOM
« Reply #326 on: June 30, 2010, 12:44:32 am »
CAPTION MAN.

TURNS PLEASE.
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Re: RTDramatic Superhero Action! Turn 25: Greg of DOOM
« Reply #327 on: June 30, 2010, 10:21:24 am »
Justice-Punch Greg!
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Quote from: Rolan7 on October 01, 2012, 07:45:26 pm
This being Homestuck, I'm not sure whether that's post-scratch Rose or Vriska with a wig.

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Re: RTDramatic Superhero Action! Turn 26: FIGHT
« Reply #328 on: June 30, 2010, 07:31:09 pm »
Turn 26: Greg of DOOM
Tinkles:Be depressed=1
You fail at being depressed. This angers you. You give a mighty roar and lunge at the titanic suit. You latch on, doing 3 damage. You will continue doing 3 damage a turn until you fall off, in addition to what ever you do that turn.

Wolf:EVERYTHING WILL BURN FREEZE=4
You cover the beast in freezing fluid, thankfully missing Tinkles. Despite the fact that the fluid would never freeze someone solid, you do some damage! 2 damage.

Diablos:CARE BEAR STARE=(2-3)0
The mecha is invulnerable to love beams. You decide not to try your luck and kick him.

Frelock:Armour piercing bolt!=4
You shoot a blot at the mecha, doing 6 damage!

CJM:JUSTICE PUNCH=4
You, seeing that Greg is inside the Mecha decide to punch it instead. 3 Damage.

Hex:BURN! BURN! BURN!=6
You engulf the mecha in flames. 6 Damage.


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Greg:SMASH THE PUNY INSECTS=2
You take offence to the assumption that just because you are a "Evil Villain" you go on insane ranting trips. That is unfairly biased, and frankly inappropriate. The only reason you ranted at the beginning was because it was required for super villainy. you would insist i surrender my position, but its not an actual position nor would any one want it.

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Re: RTDramatic Superhero Action! Turn 26: FIGHT
« Reply #329 on: June 30, 2010, 07:32:55 pm »
I empty round after round into the mech!
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Quote from: Solifuge
A catgirl, whom oft it would please
To dine on a pizza, with cheese,
Thought it was quite fine
To be partly feline,
Excepting the hairballs and fleas.
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