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[Diablous]

Actually, now that I think about it. I have my puppy blast them with rainbows, then hit on the female members of the group of three! That might help. Might.

[wolfchild]

Idefend myselfif attacked, other wise stay in the cool car untill every one else gets off

[Frelock]

Find a rooftop to snipe off of.  Crossbows don't make too much noise...a perfect assassination weapon.

[Realmfighter]

Your in the middle of nowhere, on a highway.

[Frelock]

I didn't say it had to be a tall rooftop...
Size the high ground!

[CJ1145]

Activate the Justice-laser! Annihilate anyone who gets between this car and the plot!

[Realmfighter]

Turn 13: NO, YOU ARE THE VILLAIN

Tinkles:I HAVE THE POOOWAAA=6
You are filled with the unholy fires of zombie based passion. You punch the girl with the swords in the face.(3-1)2 Damage!

Diablos:Be the playa=(6-2(For insanity))4
You start hitting on the girl that doesn't appear to be psychopathic. You hit it off. Hand holding action!!!

Wolf:USE THE COOL=2
You swing the flail and you accidentally hit the Gaybile. Oops.

Frelock:BOLT OF POWER=(4+1)5
You hit Bob's Jack Russel Terrier. Its dead. You feel horrible.

CJM:FIRE ALL LAZZZZZERZZZZ=5
YOU DON'T APPEAR TO HAVE ANY LAZERS. YOU MUST RECTIFY THIS AFTER THE BRAWL. You shoot Bob's Pit bull. Poor thing goes down 3 health.

Hex:FIRE PAWNCH=3
OH SHIT. YOUR ZIPPO RAN OUT OF FUEL. You punch Bob in the face. 1 Damage!

Villains(Heroes?)

Mary:RAGE=5
SHE'S NOT TAKING ANY MORE OF THIS SUPER PEOPLE BULLSHIT. SHE STABS THE DAMN ZOMBIE CLOWN IN THE FACE. 5 Damage.

Bob:Seek revenge for little Billy=4
THIS IS TRANSGRESSION UNACCEPTABLE. HIS TWO REMAINING DOGS ATTACK CJM AND FRELOCK. Both down 2 HP. He also shoots Wolf for 3 damage.

Tracy:Reveal your betrayal=6
Time seems to slow as she begins to laugh maniacally. she pulls out a adorable puppy, that shoots a ray of hate. She also shoots you in the foot, Diablos. Might want to get that checked out.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Wolf
Ice Flail
Flailing Level 1 1/2
Wanted for Questioning
7/10HP

Tinkles
15/20HP
Strategic Gnawing Level 2 1/3
Dance Fighting level 1 1/2
Zombie servant
Skeleton xylophone

Diablos
Gun
Vest
8/10HP
Shooting Level 1 1/2

CJM
Warrant For Extreme Murder
Gun
THE JUSTICE/PHALLI MOBILE
Gun Kata Level 2 1/3
8/10 HP

Frelock
Awesomer Crossbow (5 Damage)
Cross bowing level 2 1/3
8/10 HP

Hex
FLAME THROWER!!!
1000 City Dollars
Drugs
Warrant For Extreme Murder
Flame Fighting Level 3 1/4
10/10 HP

OH GOD OTHER SUPERS
Mary
Ruby Swords
STABBITY Level 2 0/3
8/10

Bob
Two dogs...
Pitbull 4/7
Great Dane 12/12
Gun
REVENGE Level 1 0/2
9/10 HP

Tracy
Stealing powers Level 1 0/2
Gun
Shooting Level 1 0/2
10/10 HP

[SHAD0Wdump]

>:O

Zombie piledrive her ass!

[wolfchild]

REVENGE make the flail colder for the hit

[Frelock]

Sigh, so sad the dog attacked me, now it has to be Put Down!

Fire crossbow at great dane!

[CJ1145]

What the hell is going on?! Seriously, who are all these people?

Activate the Justice Dog Repellent!

Ask the heroes if they could direct a fellow hero in the direction of the plot.

[Diablous]

Wait, that actually worked?! Until she shot me?! I return fire!

[Realmfighter]

What the hell is going on?! Seriously, who are all these people?

Super heroes.

[Realmfighter]

Turn 14: YOU MONSTERS

Tinkles:YOU WILL NOT ACCEPT THIS INSULT=5
You attempt to pile drive the incessant cur, but you find it impossible to do on flat ground. more research is necessary. You bit her instead. (2-1) 1 Damage!

Wolf:COOLNESSSS=2
You make the flail colder, but instead of the cold making it hit harder it shatters. You really should have seen this coming.

Frelock:Commence with the morally despicable acts.=(2+1)3
You shoot at the Great Dane, even in your deep regret hitting him in the side. YOU BASTARD. 3 Damage

CJM:OPEN THE GELT FOR THE WHOLE WORLD TO SEE=4
YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING. ALL THIS ASSUMPTION OF OWNERSHIP IS TIRING. You shoot the Pitbull for 2 damage.

Diablos:"Hit" on Tracy=(6-1)5
You shoot Tracy in the face for 4 damage. She starts crying. You feel like a cur.

Hex:FLAME THEM=3
YOU ARE TEH L33T H4X0R. YOU START PWNING TEH NOBS. Both dogs get 3 damage. YOU I AM A RETARD

Villains(Heroes?)

Mary:STABBITY STABBIY=(3+1)4
She appears to be VERY VERY ANGRY. You should probably run away. Very fast.

She stabs the PZC Tinkles in the gut, doing 3 damage.

Bob:WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME?!?!?!?=6
He falls to his knees and he starts sobbing for his lost friends. you all feel horrible and you will get a -1 on your rolls next turn because you are bastards. He also shoots Hex for 4 damage.

Tracy:Cry=6
She continues crying. You all feel even more worse. -2 Next turn. It also appears her puppy is crying.

This is almost more sadness then you can take.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Wolf
Ice Flail Splinters
Flailing Level 1 1/2
Wanted for Questioning
7/10HP

Tinkles
12/20HP
Strategic Gnawing Level 2 1/3
Dance Fighting level 1 1/2
Zombie servant
Skeleton xylophone

Diablos
Gun
Vest
8/10HP
Shooting Level 1 1/2

CJM
Warrant For Extreme Murder
Gun
THE JUSTICE/PHALLI MOBILE
Gun Kata Level 2 1/3
8/10 HP

Frelock
Awesomer Crossbow (5 Damage)
Cross bowing level 2 1/3
8/10 HP

Hex
FLAME THROWER!!!
1000 City Dollars
Drugs
Warrant For Extreme Murder
Flame Fighting Level 3 1/4
6/10 HP

OH GOD OTHER SUPERS
Mary
Ruby Swords
STABBITY Level 2 0/3
8/10

Bob
One dog
Great Dane 6/12
Gun
REVENGE Level 2 0/3
9/10 HP

Tracy
Stealing powers Level 1 0/2
Gun
Shooting Level 1 0/2
6/10 HP

[SHAD0Wdump]

Dance to the tears, the crying is fuel for me!

Wait, no... I'm a clown, I'm supposed to make people happy.

Make her happy!!!

Yes, this is stupid, I don't care.