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darkrider2

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Re: Post your dwarfy insults here!
« Reply #75 on: June 10, 2010, 12:19:56 pm »
The dwarven law system is pretty broken right now.

Keep in mind that in this world a soap maker can be sentenced to death for not forging adamantite trousers.
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Karnewarrior

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Re: Post your dwarfy insults here!
« Reply #76 on: June 10, 2010, 12:31:04 pm »
Quote from: darkrider2 on June 10, 2010, 12:19:56 pm
The dwarven law system is pretty broken right now.

Keep in mind that in this world a soap maker can be sentenced to death for not forging adamantite trousers.
what's adamantite? *innocent face*
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Re: Post your dwarfy insults here!
« Reply #77 on: June 10, 2010, 05:58:45 pm »
Immigrant Noble!

Go hug the support over there.

Please, do clean the spike trap.

Is that a pig tail sock under the dragon?

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Re: Post your dwarfy insults here!
« Reply #78 on: June 10, 2010, 06:01:30 pm »
Quote from: Encased in burning magma on June 10, 2010, 05:58:45 pm

Is that a pig tail sock under the dragon?
That's no insult, that's a prank!
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The trust you have bestowed upon thy comrade is now reciprocated in turn.
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deathrogue54

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Re: Post your dwarfy insults here!
« Reply #79 on: June 10, 2010, 10:57:32 pm »
okang bobrur dŒbesh

Real dwarf insults use real dwarf language!
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« Reply #80 on: June 11, 2010, 01:56:05 am »
Quote from: darkrider2 on June 10, 2010, 12:19:56 pm
The dwarven law system is pretty broken right now.
Keep in mind that in this world a soap maker can be sentenced to death for not forging adamantite trousers.
Hes not sentenced to death, he's sentenced to hammering.There is a difference. If he dies in the process it's his own bloody problem.
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Re: Post your dwarfy insults here!
« Reply #81 on: June 11, 2010, 11:26:19 am »
Go toughen up you tower-cap fu*****,scared of booze son of an elf!
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« Reply #82 on: June 11, 2010, 08:39:54 pm »
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Re: Post your dwarfy insults here!
« Reply #83 on: June 11, 2010, 09:42:13 pm »
Quote from: Karnewarrior on June 10, 2010, 06:01:30 pm
Quote from: Encased in burning magma on June 10, 2010, 05:58:45 pm

Is that a pig tail sock under the dragon?
That's no insult, that's a prank!
Just like "Hey, pull my lever!".
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« Reply #84 on: June 14, 2010, 10:58:09 am »
Quote from: Akura on June 11, 2010, 09:42:13 pm
Quote from: Karnewarrior on June 10, 2010, 06:01:30 pm
Quote from: Encased in burning magma on June 10, 2010, 05:58:45 pm

Is that a pig tail sock under the dragon?
That's no insult, that's a prank!
Just like "Hey, pullkiss my adamtium artifact lever!".
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Re: Post your dwarfy insults here!
« Reply #85 on: June 14, 2010, 11:01:43 am »
"Ye perfumed, ballet-dancing, steaming heap of troll dung!"

What the hell.
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« Reply #86 on: June 16, 2010, 05:41:05 am »
Why don't ye go an' shoot spores at yer mother some more?

She be plain as chert

I hear from his wife his helmet be "not so plump," if you follow my vein.

May you build yer walls from the wrong side.

Or, in the same vein:

May they wall ye in afore it's yer time!

Aye, ye be a master crutch-walker, ye do. (klutz)

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« Reply #87 on: June 16, 2010, 09:30:31 am »
I've fought cave lobsters more fearsome than you!
I'll ask you one last time...then...I'll axe you one last time!
Your mother was a fluffy wambler and your father smelt of fisher berries!


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« Reply #88 on: June 16, 2010, 01:10:42 pm »
How appropriate! You fight like a purring maggot!
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« Reply #89 on: June 16, 2010, 01:13:43 pm »
"Oggez Rashas Awaits" - what dwarven mothers say to scare their children into silence
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