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Author Topic: Post your dwarfy insults here!  (Read 7813 times)

Vercingetorix

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Re: Post your dwarfy insults here!
« Reply #45 on: June 05, 2010, 01:27:25 am »

Teetotaler!
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Re: Post your dwarfy insults here!
« Reply #46 on: June 05, 2010, 08:46:53 am »

Unelected noble!
Sheriff!
Orthoclase! - slightly less insulting than Microcline.
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Re: Post your dwarfy insults here!
« Reply #47 on: June 05, 2010, 09:40:11 am »

Your wife is quite the talented wrestler, we had a satisfying "sparring" session lately.
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Re: Post your dwarfy insults here!
« Reply #48 on: June 05, 2010, 10:45:09 am »

Your wife is quite the talented wrestler, we had a satisfying "sparring" session lately.

win.
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Re: Post your dwarfy insults here!
« Reply #49 on: June 05, 2010, 11:37:44 am »

This seems absurdly obvious....

"Elf!"

/Agree

as does,

"Treehugger!"
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BigD145

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Re: Post your dwarfy insults here!
« Reply #50 on: June 05, 2010, 12:10:56 pm »

I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
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Grimlocke

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Re: Post your dwarfy insults here!
« Reply #51 on: June 05, 2010, 02:20:47 pm »

Miasma wallowing vermin, you make me sicker than the sun!

Go dig to hell!

Go dodge near the magma lake!

Man you look sober...
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Hikaratu

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Re: Post your dwarfy insults here!
« Reply #52 on: June 05, 2010, 02:59:59 pm »

A more subtle way of calling someone beardless: "Babyface"

Have you read the descriptions on dwarven babies? Some of them come out fresh with pretty rad beards in multibraids and stuff.
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Flaede

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Re: Post your dwarfy insults here!
« Reply #53 on: June 05, 2010, 04:50:06 pm »

A more subtle way of calling someone beardless: "Babyface"

Have you read the descriptions on dwarven babies? Some of them come out fresh with pretty rad beards in multibraids and stuff.

That is a good point. I wasn't thinking. "babyface" is a human term. How about "Elfchin"?
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kenken244

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Re: Post your dwarfy insults here!
« Reply #54 on: June 05, 2010, 10:17:34 pm »

Elves have beards too.
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Flaede

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Re: Post your dwarfy insults here!
« Reply #55 on: June 05, 2010, 11:07:44 pm »

Elves have beards too.

...and dwarves admit this?
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There are many issues with this statement.
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dragnar

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Re: Post your dwarfy insults here!
« Reply #56 on: June 05, 2010, 11:15:33 pm »

Elves do not have beards. They merely have hair on their chins.

Humans do not have beards. They are merely trying to look more dorfy with their imitations.

Dwarves have beards. None other.

Spoiler: beard (click to show/hide)
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Re: Post your dwarfy insults here!
« Reply #57 on: June 05, 2010, 11:33:41 pm »

Pulling the wrong lever (making an ass of oneself).
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sonerohi

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Re: Post your dwarfy insults here!
« Reply #58 on: June 05, 2010, 11:40:21 pm »

Pulling the wrong lever (making an ass of oneself).

When you think about it, is any lever a wrong lever? You either do what you intended, or create disastrous results requiring vast remodels to salvage your hellscape of a fortress opportunities to re-decorate.
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Re: Post your dwarfy insults here!
« Reply #59 on: June 05, 2010, 11:43:38 pm »

A dwarven battlecry against the elves:  "SALT THE EARTH!"
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