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derekiv

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Re: Post your dwarfy insults here!
« Reply #15 on: June 03, 2010, 06:14:07 pm »
Go stand on the wrong side of a construction.
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Re: Post your dwarfy insults here!
« Reply #16 on: June 03, 2010, 06:40:27 pm »
Flux you!

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F--- you!
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Meowth! That's right!

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Re: Post your dwarfy insults here!
« Reply #17 on: June 03, 2010, 07:07:52 pm »
Go wait under the bridge.

She/He swings the wrong end of the pick.

Wouldn't smell miasma over his/her stink.

Totty as finely minced sewer brew.

Go tell it to a goblin/kobold.

Work so 'fine' not even a kobold would steal it.

Stubborn as a surgeon.  (Current buggy version only)

Go follow a troll/ettin/clown.

Why, ain't you as cute as a kitten!
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Re: Post your dwarfy insults here!
« Reply #18 on: June 03, 2010, 07:13:58 pm »
Have Fun.
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Re: Post your dwarfy insults here!
« Reply #19 on: June 03, 2010, 07:31:03 pm »
Quote from: zergl on June 03, 2010, 07:13:58 pm
Have Fun.
This is win. The thread no longer has any purpose.
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From this thread, I learned that video cameras have a dangerosity of 60 kiloswords per second.  Thanks again, Mad Max.

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Re: Post your dwarfy insults here!
« Reply #20 on: June 03, 2010, 10:00:36 pm »
SHORT BEARD!

Go feed a carp.

I've got 9 axes with your name on them. (only works with the current bugs)

You're so stupid, you use an adamantine hammer.

You are so ugly that when you were born the civilization thought they were being attacked by a forgotten beast.
« Last Edit: June 03, 2010, 10:13:10 pm by Brandon816 »
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Re: Post your dwarfy insults here!
« Reply #21 on: June 03, 2010, 10:06:04 pm »
Quote from: dragnar on June 03, 2010, 07:31:03 pm
Quote from: zergl on June 03, 2010, 07:13:58 pm
Have Fun.
This is win. The thread no longer has any purpose.
Ia! Ia! Cthulhu Fhtagn!
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Quote from: Janet on June 20, 2010, 10:44:26 pm
YOU DOUBLE PENIS
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Re: Post your dwarfy insults here!
« Reply #22 on: June 03, 2010, 10:24:02 pm »
Quote from: Acanthus117 on June 03, 2010, 10:06:04 pm
Quote from: dragnar on June 03, 2010, 07:31:03 pm
Quote from: zergl on June 03, 2010, 07:13:58 pm
Have Fun.
This is win. The thread no longer has any purpose.

Ia! Ia! Cthulhu Fhtagn!

Niice.
But we do need lesser curses/insults. I liked waterdrinker - "you waterdrinking kitten-lover!"
and to continue down that vein: how about  "Ice-licker"?
How about stuff using the fear/dislike of the sky? "Go get a suntan!"
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There are many issues with this statement.
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Re: Post your dwarfy insults here!
« Reply #23 on: June 03, 2010, 11:24:32 pm »
Couldn't find his beard if it was glued to his face.
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Re: Post your dwarfy insults here!
« Reply #24 on: June 04, 2010, 02:13:01 am »
You're as useful as a glass pick.
Were you taken by the goblins as a child or are you just stupid?
You make less sense than a kobold!
Go take a dip in the magma pipe, you piece of pitchblende.
Did your mother drop you in the booze barrel as an infant or are you just stupid?
Your idea is worthy of a noble. What's next? Aluminum mandates, oh brainless one?
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Re: Post your dwarfy insults here!
« Reply #25 on: June 04, 2010, 04:36:42 am »
You're tall
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Quote from: Raviaric on June 04, 2010, 03:02:34 am
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BradB

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Re: Post your dwarfy insults here!
« Reply #26 on: June 04, 2010, 04:51:27 am »
That's not a beard! That's a moustache.
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Re: Post your dwarfy insults here!
« Reply #27 on: June 04, 2010, 05:34:44 am »
Quote from: BradB on June 04, 2010, 04:51:27 am
That's not a beard! That's a moustache.

BURN!

Go fish for carp, you tree-huggin' elf-lover.
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Re: Post your dwarfy insults here!
« Reply #28 on: June 04, 2010, 06:31:56 am »
Dances-with-Skelks (insulting nickname, akin to Dumb*ss)
Waterdrinker (M*therF***er)
Beardless (D*ckless)
Cloud-watcher (another stupidity insult)
A few stones short of a workshop (yet again, stupidity)
Coward
Scientist (Butcher, as in the mass-murdering kind)
Dakaskot (no translation. Another Cowardice insult)
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Re: Post your dwarfy insults here!
« Reply #29 on: June 04, 2010, 08:54:18 am »
Soft Bread.
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