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Tuxman

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Post your dwarfy insults here!
« on: June 03, 2010, 11:36:20 am »
I decided, for all that has been seen in the community stories, we need some good dwarfy curses.

So, everyone, post any ideas for dwarfy insults. Make them as vulgar as you want. Make sure as well to mention what they mean.

My ideas:

Luddite - Idiot
Tower Cap - f---

give yours. this could be useful for the community story folk.
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Meowth! That's right!

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Re: Post your dwarfy insults here!
« Reply #1 on: June 03, 2010, 11:46:12 am »
May your liver crumble and your beard fall off.
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« Reply #2 on: June 03, 2010, 11:55:27 am »
"Carp". It is the most common profanity I use these days, along with the derived "Carping".
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« Reply #3 on: June 03, 2010, 11:56:53 am »
Go shave your beard and wear rope reed, you elfspawn mandate-whore!

Your mother was a noble and your father was an elf!

Go to Boatmurdered.

You're so ugly, even a tentacle clown wouldn't touch you.

Yo momma so fat, when she fell in the bottomless pit she got stuck.

May you sober up and figure out where you really are!

Go pull the noble lever.
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Re: Post your dwarfy insults here!
« Reply #4 on: June 03, 2010, 11:57:43 am »
Beardless
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Re: Post your dwarfy insults here!
« Reply #5 on: June 03, 2010, 11:58:33 am »
'Microline!'

A word dwarves use when greatly disappointed in something.
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Noble Digger

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Re: Post your dwarfy insults here!
« Reply #6 on: June 03, 2010, 12:20:40 pm »
Go suck a purring maggot!

This looks like it was engraved by a macaque!

I wish you'd go take a long walk off a short balcony.
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quib·ble
1. To evade the truth or importance of an issue by raising trivial distinctions and objections.
2. To find fault or criticize for petty reasons; cavil.

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Re: Post your dwarfy insults here!
« Reply #7 on: June 03, 2010, 12:27:22 pm »
I've got a mega-beast for ya. (Not really an insult, but hey, lol)

You Cat loving, kitten breeding, son of an elf!
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Re: Post your dwarfy insults here!
« Reply #8 on: June 03, 2010, 01:19:10 pm »
You Pacifist!
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Re: Post your dwarfy insults here!
« Reply #9 on: June 03, 2010, 01:42:43 pm »
You Elf-hugging Teetotaler.
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« Reply #10 on: June 03, 2010, 02:02:02 pm »
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Re: Post your dwarfy insults here!
« Reply #11 on: June 03, 2010, 02:13:49 pm »
Your mother drinks water and works sober.
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Re: Post your dwarfy insults here!
« Reply #12 on: June 03, 2010, 02:14:33 pm »
Kitten cuddler!
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Re: Post your dwarfy insults here!
« Reply #13 on: June 03, 2010, 04:44:13 pm »
Quote from: Z1000000m on June 03, 2010, 11:57:43 am
Beardless

Ok, I have to admit. Simplicity works, beardless is the king of dwarven insults.
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Re: Post your dwarfy insults here!
« Reply #14 on: June 03, 2010, 05:13:31 pm »
Why don't you go grab that adamantine sword?
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