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Rastaan

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Re: Post your dwarfy insults here!
« Reply #60 on: June 06, 2010, 01:20:17 am »
Quote from: Grendus on June 03, 2010, 11:56:53 am
Go pull the noble lever.

Call me old-fashioned, but I'm fairly sure that's an honour, not an insult.

Unless it's a lever which RELEASES the nobles into the world. Then it's just sadistic.
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« Reply #61 on: June 09, 2010, 04:00:39 am »
the fella's as sharp as an elven sword
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« Reply #62 on: June 09, 2010, 08:11:29 am »
Quote from: Flaede on June 05, 2010, 11:07:44 pm
Quote from: kenken244 on June 05, 2010, 10:17:34 pm
Elves have beards too.

...and dwarves admit this?
Goblins and kobolds are beardless. Gobbo-chin doesn't roll off the tongue too well, though...
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Maggarg - Eater of chicke

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Re: Post your dwarfy insults here!
« Reply #63 on: June 09, 2010, 08:16:03 am »
Ye thin-bearded forest-lover.
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Quote from: Digital Hellhound on February 18, 2009, 10:50:43 am
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Re: Post your dwarfy insults here!
« Reply #64 on: June 09, 2010, 08:56:38 am »
stubble-cheeks?
Gob-Knob?
Kitten Huffer!
ummm... Dwarfman!
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Quote from: Rockphed on May 02, 2012, 02:01:16 am
Toady typically doesn't do things by half measures.  As evidenced by turning "make hauling work better" into "implement mine carts with physics".
There are many issues with this statement.
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Re: Post your dwarfy insults here!
« Reply #65 on: June 09, 2010, 02:34:59 pm »
Midget. Quite insulting to dwarves, I hear.
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« Reply #66 on: June 09, 2010, 03:04:55 pm »
say this again and I'll throw a fluffy wambler in your face!
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Re: Post your dwarfy insults here!
« Reply #67 on: June 09, 2010, 07:34:09 pm »
Quote from: grufti on June 09, 2010, 03:04:55 pm
say this again and I'll throw a fluffy wambler in your face!

your Mother took your fluffy wamblers! Said you had an "unhealthy interest in the outdoors"!
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Quote from: Rockphed on May 02, 2012, 02:01:16 am
Toady typically doesn't do things by half measures.  As evidenced by turning "make hauling work better" into "implement mine carts with physics".
There are many issues with this statement.
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Re: Post your dwarfy insults here!
« Reply #68 on: June 10, 2010, 12:41:59 am »
- A goblin wouldn't kidnap ye!
- Is that ye son or a forgotten beast?
- So I assume ya were too stupid for Boatmurdered?
- Oi, you almost look sober!
- The elves wouldn't accept that artifact.
- You goblin-faced waterdrinker!
- Nice engraving of a kobald's anus!
- You look terrible! Did ya baby win the sparring match again?
- I found a use for ya! I hope the elves will give us some good crafts for you.
- Hey, I think that megaproject's collapsing. Why don't ya check it out?
 
« Last Edit: June 10, 2010, 12:44:41 pm by PKPhyre »
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Re: Post your dwarfy insults here!
« Reply #69 on: June 10, 2010, 01:13:09 am »
Quote from: PKPhyre on June 10, 2010, 12:41:59 am
- The elves wouldn't except accept that artifact.

- You've got a repeating drawbridge for a stomach! (eats too much)
- That lass is a quantum stockpile. (I'll let you all figure that one out)
- I'll kick you in the quarry bush so hard your plump helmet will be a dimple cup!
- He's the type to bring a copper dagger to a swordfight!
- Rat-muncher!
- Roach-Trainer!
- Kobold-trainer!
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Quote from: Rockphed on May 02, 2012, 02:01:16 am
Toady typically doesn't do things by half measures.  As evidenced by turning "make hauling work better" into "implement mine carts with physics".
There are many issues with this statement.
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Re: Post your dwarfy insults here!
« Reply #70 on: June 10, 2010, 04:52:55 am »
Lackbeard!
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« Reply #71 on: June 10, 2010, 07:32:59 am »
Polygamist!

(Given the current EXTREMELY monogamous dwarf society, I figured that this might be an insult).

Go drink from a lead barrel!

(Is lead poisonous in this release? Something along those lines anyway).

Criminal.

(Looking at the civilization raws, Dwarfs have a pretty serious law type mentality).
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Re: Post your dwarfy insults here!
« Reply #72 on: June 10, 2010, 07:50:11 am »
Beardless Gnome

I just went there!
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« Reply #73 on: June 10, 2010, 08:32:57 am »
Quote from: Sabin Stargem on June 05, 2010, 11:43:38 pm
A dwarven battlecry against the elves:  "MAGMA THE FOREST!"
Fixed.
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« Reply #74 on: June 10, 2010, 09:33:24 am »
Quote from: ArneHD on June 10, 2010, 07:32:59 am
Criminal.
(Looking at the civilization raws, Dwarfs have a pretty serious law type mentality).
You mean like law forbids killing other dwarves and things like that?
Maybe..., but fortunately, accidents do happen. Levers and magma are often involved.
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