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[Retro]

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[MetalSlimeHunt]

If I recall, the laws of the internet mean that typing about a meme means it's dead. Hooray, I killed a meme!

[ein]

It won't die until Jackrabbit takes it out of his signature.

And as for the ear-worm whatever, I'm listening to viking/folk/black metal right now.
That will unstick anything from your head.

[Footkerchief]

And as for the ear-worm whatever, I'm listening to viking/folk/black metal right now.
That will unstick anything from your head.

Your brain, for instance.

[dragnar]

SPACEJAM

I've never seen it.

This is a problem. You are watching Static Shock, but not Space Jam?!

On topic: Peter Parker is not black. Period. It's like going to meet someone and finding that they have spontaneously changed race.

[ein]

And as for the ear-worm whatever, I'm listening to viking/folk/black metal right now.
That will unstick anything from your head.

Your brain, for instance.

So that's why my head hurts...

[MetalSlimeHunt]

And as for the ear-worm whatever, I'm listening to viking/folk/black metal right now.
That will unstick anything from your head.

Your brain, for instance.

So that's why my head hurts...

Don't worry, that's only the feeling of your brain tissue hemorrhaging and turning to a slurry blood and nerve fluid inside your skull. There it will remain untill the pressure becomes too great, leading to it bursting out of your ears and cracking your skull, killing you in the process. ... Come to think of it, perhaps you should consult someone with actual medical knowlage on this subject.

[Jackrabbit]

Anyone with actual medical knowledge would be informing your relatives, not you because if your brain was a slurry of blood and nerve fluid...

[Retro]

Anyone with actual medical knowledge would be informing your relatives, not you because if your brain was a slurry of blood and nerve fluid...

Ah, but now we are faced with a problem: The victim dies of brain hemorrhage, but the music continues to play. Nobody will be able to save him because if anyone goes too close... GOOSH.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Anyone with actual medical knowledge would be informing your relatives, not you because if your brain was a slurry of blood and nerve fluid...

Ah, but now we are faced with a problem: The victim dies of brain hemorrhage, but the music continues to play. Nobody will be able to save him because if anyone goes too close... GOOSH.

This sounds like a job for....Metal Gear cutting the building's power supply!

[silhouette]

Will Smith was originally supposed to be Neo in The Matrix.

Man that would have been a different movie.

GOD DAMN  I WANT THIS NOW.
This is why we cant have nice things

You know why it didn't happen? He turned it down to do Wild Wild West. There's no justice in the world.

Wild wild west was a good movie in its own right but... DAMN IT!

[Josephus]

Will Smith was originally supposed to be Neo in The Matrix.

Man that would have been a different movie.

GOD DAMN  I WANT THIS NOW.
This is why we cant have nice things

The reason you can want this with a clean conscience is because today's Will Smith has a much more developed acting style than 1998's Will Smith.

[silhouette]

Conscience, con-science. Cons of science!

And i dont mean that i want it to be made now, i want in anyway/where/when.

[Duke 2.0]

Anyone with actual medical knowledge would be informing your relatives, not you because if your brain was a slurry of blood and nerve fluid...

Ah, but now we are faced with a problem: The victim dies of brain hemorrhage, but the music continues to play. Nobody will be able to save him because if anyone goes too close... GOOSH.

Don't worry, we already have a simulation.

[Retro]

Heh, that's actually what I was thinking of when I typed that.