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[Glacies]

We are in a nondescript white room with windows along one wall, a hardwood floor, and a wooden door to the east. What do we do now?

[Josephus]

>We reflexively cover ourselves, because we appear to be naked.

>We try to remember how or why we are here.

[TailorTF]

>stop referring self in plural
>look out window

[Spartan 117]

>Berserker rage

[Glacies]

Right, okay. We're naked. Crap. That didn't occur to us. Uhm, geeze. This is embarrasing. It's a good thing nobody's looking at us. Well, we'll keep a hand clutched over our groin for decency, and go look out the window.

I suppose I should also stop referring to myself as "we."




Well, it looks lovely outside. I'm not feeling paticularily angry at the moment either. I think that's a good thing, honestly.

[Josephus]

>Check the door for traps, then try it if it's safe.

[Dorten]

Jump from the window. Without opening it.

[smjjames]

>Act like a monkey

[Glacies]

Traps? Why would the door be trapped? Okay, sure, why not.



No...no traps. None that I can find. Maybe the door is rigged to release poison gas when it knocks something over when I open it, though. What the hell.



Well, it's a supply closet. There's...let's see, there's a fluorescent bulb in the lamp here, a can of wood polish, a bunch of books on the shelf, and a screwdriver. The books are about electrical engineering, math, and engineering. Other than that, I guess that the shelf they're on is made of metal.

I don't feel suicidal and I certainly don't feel like a monkey.

[Phantom]

Open can of paint with that pocket knife.
Redecorate.

[smjjames]

Open can of paint with that pocket knife.
Redecorate.

Its wood polish, not paint.

>Drink the wood polish and mutate into..... something.

[Glacies]

Open can of paint with that pocket knife.
Redecorate.

Its wood polish, not paint.

>Drink the wood polish and mutate into..... something.

[smjjames]

Okay, fine.

>grab the screwdriver.
>Poke a hole in the can of wood polish
>Either drink it or douse yourself with it.
>Hope to mutate.

[Glacies]

Okay, so I'm holding the wood polish and the screwdriver. Er, it appears that the lid to the wood polish just comes right off. Uhm, drink wood polish?

Are you sure about this?

[smjjames]

>No, I was just testing you.
>Seriously, DON"T drink the wood polish.

>Take the books off of the bookshelf
>See if you can take the bookshelf apart with the screwdriver.