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[MonkeyHead]

How else will the humans impress us if they can't send demonic lizards as their trading agents?

By Reaching The Stuff On High Shelves.

The porno mags?

[Flaede]

How else will the humans impress us if they can't send demonic lizards as their trading agents?

By Reaching The Stuff On High Shelves.

The porno mags?

Quite the diplomatic breakthrough, wouldn't you say?

[buzz killington]

It buys them a reprieve from the watery chamber of doom.

[Grendus]

How else will the humans impress us if they can't send demonic lizards as their trading agents?

By Reaching The Stuff On High Shelves.

The porno mags?

Quite the diplomatic breakthrough, wouldn't you say?

Depends. Is it human porn? Dwarf porn? Human dressed as dwarf porn that you might be interested in because it destroys lives?

[Untouchable]

How else will the humans impress us if they can't send demonic lizards as their trading agents?

By Reaching The Stuff On High Shelves.

The porno mags?

Quite the diplomatic breakthrough, wouldn't you say?

Depends. Is it human porn? Dwarf porn? Human dressed as dwarf porn that you might be interested in because it destroys lives?

If that existed then it would probably cause the universe to explode.

[Flaede]

How else will the humans impress us if they can't send demonic lizards as their trading agents?

By Reaching The Stuff On High Shelves.

The porno mags?

Quite the diplomatic breakthrough, wouldn't you say?

Depends. Is it human porn? Dwarf porn? Human dressed as dwarf porn that you might be interested in because it destroys lives?

See, that's just it. We don't get to find out unless we acquiesce to the humans' demands. And all through the negotiations they stand there making noise about the "crazy stuff in there".