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[FluffyToast J]

What Ed Boy said, along with discreetly scouting the area around the city for smaller hamlets and villages. We need moar minions.

[maxicaxi]

>Dig several small (¬2 feet) pits in the path leading up to your tower.
>Place zombies in those pite
>Bury them
>When approaching armies come, they can burst forth and attack with surprise

this and also try and find and kill deer making some food out of them and then make skelks

[RedWarrior0]

Our general needs to become a Death Knight.

[dwarfguy2]

GUYS! we have metal! we are at an age (probably) where they have invented clockwork! we are smart! can i get a "give general necrotis a clockwork skeleton"?

[Org]

NO.

[Knave]

Are there any nearby road systems that people use for travel and/or trade between towns?

We could take Ed Boy's ambush idea and move it to one of the used road systems, catching straggling merchants caravans and travellers and adding them to our army, as well as looting their goods.

[dwarfguy2]

yeah, okay. no zomborgs. so can we raise any other type of undead BESIDES zombies?

[Myroc]

Yeah, we need some variety, since slow zombies are going to be at a disadvantage at times (like, say, when fighting against very fast enemies, like cavalry). Skeletons, spectres, and other types of undead would be useful.

Second of all, we should totally ascend to Lichdom. That way, we have a chance of surviving in case we ever get our asses handed to us (To the enemy: Good luck figuring out what our phylactery is!).

Thirdly: The above-mentioned caravan ambush idea sounds really good, as long as no one lives to tell the tale, everyone will assume it's bandits, not living dead. But they will probably send out caravan guards and the like eventually.

[dwarfguy2]

our phylactery? GENRAL NECROTIS' SKULL!

[CJ1145]

No, too obvious. You're quite bad at this.

Our phylactery shall be... split into seven pieces!

1. A dragon's tooth
2. A wooden plank in the storage room of our tower
3. The portrait of Aku (signed by Mako himself) that hangs on our wall.
4. That bottle of water we've kept on a shelf for the last 6 months, but we never drank
5. THE SWOARD OF GRYFFINDOR derp
6. General Necrotis' bear's feeding dish
7. Bellybutton lint. ALL bellybutton lint.

[dwarfguy2]

3. The portrait of Aku (signed by Mako himself) that hangs on our wall.

you mean from samurai jack?

[CJ1145]

Yes. Yes I do.

[RandomNumberGenerator]

No, too obvious. You're quite bad at this.

Our phylactery shall be... split into seven pieces!

1. A dragon's tooth
2. A wooden plank in the storage room of our tower
3. The portrait of Aku (signed by Mako himself) that hangs on our wall.
4. That bottle of water we've kept on a shelf for the last 6 months, but we never drank
5. THE SWOARD OF GRYFFINDOR derp
6. General Necrotis' bear's feeding dish
7. Bellybutton lint. ALL bellybutton lint.

1) Sure. Why not.
2) Ehh... Wood has a tendency to burn. Couldn't we use a stone block or something?
3) Yes. Yes on so many levels.
4) The water, or the bottle?
5) Okay.
6) Sure.
7) Erm... I'm hot sure how we could accomplish that, but I guess it would be hard to destroy.

[Org]

Unfortunately Lichdom is far away.

And you can do some magic, just not burn the world types

[dwarfguy2]

more undead types plz, kthxbai.