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[Diablous]

I say we convert some the farm scythes into war scythes. They could be useful. You can cut through a metal helmet with one.

How do they accomplish this. Smelt some to add length to farming scythes?

I think they re-forge the blade to make it extend upright from the pole. Basically make it go from this:

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to this:

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[Org]

They may be slow but they can work all day and night. We'll have some metal soon.

And those farmers better learn fast if they want to continue their life as a carpenter. We can always use more zombies.

Pretty sure the zombie farmers would be even worse carpenters.

[Org]

I say we convert some the farm scythes into war scythes. They could be useful. You can cut through a metal helmet with one.

How do they accomplish this. Smelt some to add length to farming scythes?

I think they re-forge the blade to make it extend upright from the pole. Basically make it go from this:

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to this:

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More humans are tasked with this.
It may take a while. it will use up some scythes for the iron, and logs for extending the staff part.

[Virex]

Take a bunch of the underpreforming carpenters (unless we still got spare recruits?), give them a small zombie escort and order them to scout the area. We need information about potential sources of enemies, bodies and other usefull implements.

[forsaken1111]

They may be slow but they can work all day and night. We'll have some metal soon.

And those farmers better learn fast if they want to continue their life as a carpenter. We can always use more zombies.

Pretty sure the zombie farmers would be even worse carpenters.

You don't understand the motivational power a random execution and undead animation of a good buddy has on the remaining workforce.

[Org]

Take a bunch of the underpreforming carpenters (unless we still got spare recruits?), give them a small zombie escort and order them to scout the area. We need information about potential sources of enemies, bodies and other usefull implements.

No zombies are available.

They may be slow but they can work all day and night. We'll have some metal soon.

And those farmers better learn fast if they want to continue their life as a carpenter. We can always use more zombies.

Pretty sure the zombie farmers would be even worse carpenters.

You don't understand the motivational power a random execution and undead animation of a good buddy has on the remaining workforce.

I guess.

[Virex]

Then make some out of the underpreforming farmers.

[Org]

Then make some out of the underpreforming farmers.

You haven't given them but five minutes?

[Diablous]

Then make some out of the underpreforming farmers.

Veto. Humans can learn and become better at what they do.

[Virex]

Look we can't be a propper evil overlord if we let our minions dabble, now can we? Plus, the earlier they realize they better learn fast, the faster they learn (or the faster our ranks fill up with zombies)

[Diablous]

Which is more loyal, a minion who fears us, or a minion who likes us?

[Virex]

Are you suggesting they should.. like us? Disgusting!


Anyway, if we're not going to make zombies, we can just as well send out the scout party immediately.

[Diablous]

I disgusts me to, but we must make sacrifices to ensure we do not get stabbed in the back.

[maxicaxi]

i say zat we zend out ze farmers to hunt then use ze resulting bodies to make food and ze skeleton warriors

[DreaDFanG]

I say we start researching into making liches and more powerful undead servants.

Dont ask me how.