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[Armok]

Look, the others have the advantage of numbers and equipment, and probably strategy. We have to utilize what undead can do that living cant:

 - does not feel pain and does not die from infections or organ failure, so invasive surgery is possible.
 - No psychological needs like comfort or integrity.
 - does not need to eat, drink or sleep
 - ?? greater strength and durability ??
 - ?? can be made in specialized variations ??

Experiments to run, research to be done:
 - attach the arms from one zombie to another to make a 4 armed zombie. Does it work? Which zombie controls the arms? Is coordination skills affected and how?
 - attach a zombie finger to a crossbow, place it far away from the original zombie. Can you order the finger to trigger with the zombie out of hearing range? can you order it to fire with the finger out of hearing range but the zombie hearing?
 - graft weapons and armour directly to the bones of a zombie, how does it preform relative to a zombie merly wearing the armour and holding the weapons?
 - Test zombie intelligence and reaction speed and perception in various ways.

[dwarfguy2]

Zombie mines! Brilliant!

zombie mines in the zombie cyborg mine!

[Org]

Oh god. I am gone for maybe twenty minutes and I have all of this?
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are zombies stronger or weaker than the living?

if stronger: kill the military to make them stronger!
if not: take a look at your stocks.

They are tougher, but slower and take longer to accomplish tasks.

You have no picks.

@Virex: I can't tell if you are wanting a command or making conversation.

Look, the others have the advantage of numbers and equipment, and probably strategy. We have to utilize what undead can do that living cant:

 - does not feel pain and does not die from infections or organ failure, so invasive surgery is possible.
 - No psychological needs like comfort or integrity.
 - does not need to eat, drink or sleep
 - ?? greater strength and durability ??
 - ?? can be made in specialized variations ??

Experiments to run, research to be done:
 - attach the arms from one zombie to another to make a 4 armed zombie. Does it work? Which zombie controls the arms? Is coordination skills affected and how?
 - attach a zombie finger to a crossbow, place it far away from the original zombie. Can you order the finger to trigger with the zombie out of hearing range? can you order it to fire with the finger out of hearing range but the zombie hearing?
 - graft weapons and armour directly to the bones of a zombie, how does it preform relative to a zombie merly wearing the armour and holding the weapons?
 - Test zombie intelligence and reaction speed and perception in various ways.

Give the command of which you want and I will roll with it.

Spoiler: Stocks (click to show/hide)

25 Iron Axes
20 Iron Swords
10 Iron Spears
8 Iron Shields
22 Forged Junk Shields
50 Farming Scythes
50 Other Farming Equipment
A years worth of food

[forsaken1111]

Okay what?

Melt down some of that farming crap and forge some picks for god's sake. We have a year's worth of food and only 30 guys to feed. Necromancers do not farm.

[Org]

Okay what?

Melt down some of that farming crap and forge some picks for god's sake. We have a year's worth of food and only 30 guys to feed. Necromancers do not farm.

100 Humans.
101 Humans actually.
You are a human.

[Org]

And acutally it should be half a years food.

[forsaken1111]

OKay, still we have 101 guys and a half a year's worth of food.

If we need more we can raid small villages, rape their cattle and eat their women.

I still say melt down some farming implements and make a few picks so we can mine for ore, but keep the rest and start some zombies plowing a field. Its nice mindless work.

Sure they won't make every line straight but whatever.

[Diablous]

I say we convert some the farm scythes into war scythes. They could be useful. You can cut through a metal helmet with one.

[forsaken1111]

I say we convert some the farm scythes into war scythes. They could be useful. You can cut through a metal helmet with one.

Oh mah jesus yes

[Org]

You melt 25 OFE and Scythes into 35 Picks.

Spoiler: Stocks (click to show/hide)

25 Iron Axes
20 Iron Swords
10 Iron Spears
8 Iron Shields
22 Forged Junk Shields
25 Farming Scythes
25 Other Farming Equipment
35 Iron Mining Picks
Half a year's worth of food

[Diablous]

I say we convert some the farm scythes into war scythes. They could be useful. You can cut through a metal helmet with one.

[Org]

I say we convert some the farm scythes into war scythes. They could be useful. You can cut through a metal helmet with one.

How do they accomplish this. Smelt some to add length to farming scythes?

[forsaken1111]

Okay, get whoever among the humans that know a bit about farming and have them take 20 or so zombies out to plow a field.

Give 35 picks to 35 zombies and mine the shit out of some hills. Exploratory mining.

Have humans start cutting lumber to brace the tunnels.

[Org]

Okay, get whoever among the humans that know a bit about farming and have them take 20 or so zombies out to plow a field.

Give 35 picks to 35 zombies and mine the shit out of some hills. Exploratory mining.

Have humans start cutting lumber to brace the tunnels.

Fifteen of the better farmers take twenty five zombies from building the wall, and start plowing.

You take thirty five zombies from building the wall and they start mining a nearby hill. They are slow.

25 human farmers now begin the life of a carpenter. They are unskilled and begin mishandling the logs.

[forsaken1111]

They may be slow but they can work all day and night. We'll have some metal soon.

And those farmers better learn fast if they want to continue their life as a carpenter. We can always use more zombies.