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[Virex]

Forget just hugging it. Make it our pet (assuming it's free of course. Don't want a tantrum in here...)


(Disclaimer: I am not chaotic neutral. Any bunnies smoking pot will be mystified ooh look shiny kitten fur to sniff with a touch of Tabasco demons!

[Karnewarrior]

Yell "Let's go save some ****!" and run out ofthe cafe, leaving your half eaten meal behind you. Find some "****" to save.

[Dorten]

Find a kitten, make it our pet, and then start mentally training it into sentinent being. Superhero needs superkitty.

[Pandarsenic]

Find a kitten, make it our pet, and then start mentally training it into sentient being. Superhero needs superkitty.

Fixed spelling and I'm not sure if things work that way but that's what I want to do.

[Omegastick]

Find a kitten. Hug it. That should balance out the evil.

You run out the store, leaving a half eaten meal, and look for a kitten. Upon finding one, you give it a rather large hug.

+1 TO GOOD ALIGNMENT!

Yell "Let's go save some ****!" and run out ofthe cafe, leaving your half eaten meal behind you. Find some "****" to save.

Your good hero is not particularly fond of expletive language.

Find a kitten, make it our pet, and then start mentally training it into sentinent being. Superhero needs superkitty.

Sadly, you don't have the power to make something sentient... yet.

[Ultimuh]

Put images of fluffy warmblers into into the kitten's head.

[Omegastick]

Put images of fluffy warmblers into into the kitten's head.

You leave the kitten looking rather confused. It meows and runs away.

[Demonic Spoon]

Find a mental institute. HAVE FUN. 

[dragnar]

Head to a police station and read minds to find criminals. Also send pictures of yarn to the kitten to get it to come back.

[Omegastick]

Head to a police station and read minds to find criminals. Also send pictures of yarn to the kitten to get it to come back.

You send the kitten picture of some yarn and it zooms out of the alley towards you. Now it won't stop following you. You then head to the police station and read the minds of some criminals to see if they actually did the crime they were being convicted of. sadly, the police don't believe your 'evidence'

Find a mental institute. HAVE FUN. 

You find a loony bin and create general mischief. It is indeed fun to watch the mentally ill make even bigger fools of themselves.

You are smiling and exiting the loony bin when you see that someone is about to be hit by a car. What will you do?

[Diablous]

Place images in his head of him jumping out of the way of the car. And scream at him in his head, "Get out of the way, fool!"

[Omegastick]

Place images in his head of him jumping out of the way of the car. And scream at him in his head, "Get out of the way, fool!"

You give him an image of diving heroically out of the way of the car and scream at him in his head, "Get out of the way fool!". He dives to the side, just a bit too late to get completeley out of the way of the car and is hit on the lower half of his body. He flies through the air, spinning like a spinning top, and lands in a pile of mud.

YOU HAVE ACHIEVED LEVEL FOUR!
YOU NOW HAVE AN IQ OF 190 AND CAN DEBATE ABOUT ASTROPHYSICS!
YOU CAN NOW MAKE PEOPLE FEEL A SMALL EMOTION!

[Diablous]

Plant images in the minds of everyone nearby of them running to help the man. Make them feel concern for him.

[Omegastick]

Plant images in the minds of everyone nearby of them running to help the man. Make them feel concern for him.

Several people run over to the man to help him up and someone dials an ambulance. This makes you feel good.

+1 GOOD ALIGNMENT!

[dragnar]

Head to a college and manipulate the most famous person you can find to get you a meeting with Stephan Hawking.