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[Zebra2]

So some traders show up at my fort. They're at the depot waiting. I notice a human hammerman is hauling some soap. "Odd" I thought. "What is he doing? Did a wagon drop that or something?" He puts the soap down near the depot and wanders off. Curious, I follow him around and see him do none other than walk up the the hospital in my tower and GRAB SOME SOAP FROM MY STOCKPILE and haul it down the the ground level. There was a fair bit of soap down there so he must have been doing it for a while. I issued a "kill order" (although it doesn't do anything) and he seems to have stopped. But how shall I deal with these guys?

[Deathworks]

Hi!

Is there a potential water source near where he dropped the soap? Maybe he used it to clean himself...

Deathworks

[Zebra2]

Hi!

Is there a potential water source near where he dropped the soap? Maybe he used it to clean himself...

Deathworks

Nope, doesn't seem like it. The traders have left. I thought he left with him, but apparently he's still here relocating my soap to random places outside my fort.

Maybe he just really likes soap. Or really doesn't like that I have soap.

[DarthCloakedDwarf]

Merchant cancels Clean Self: Caravan is leaving.

[Shrike]

Could we conceivably stop FBs and HFS critters from ever getting to our fortress by having a water source and soap stockpile down by the magma sea?

[Beeskee]

Man, all this time, they just wanted a bath. I feel horrible.

[Zebra2]

Could we conceivably stop FBs and HFS critters from ever getting to our fortress by having a water source and soap stockpile down by the magma sea?

Forgotten beast Ulgozolox Tyrannus cancels cleanse dwarven impurity: cleansing tentacles of dirt.

[DarthCloakedDwarf]

This thread should be retitled "Human thieving (soap)scum!"

[Zebra2]

The goblins are doing it too now! They're locked out at the gates and are occupying themselves with moving around my soap out there.

[Shrike]

The goblins are doing it too now! They're locked out at the gates and are occupying themselves with moving around my soap out there.

Muahahahah. Now, set up a courtyard with a water source, a soap stockpile... and a huge number of catapults pointed at the stockpile (behind fortifications)

[smigenboger]

For added fun, allow catapults to use soap

[deoxys413]

Note to self: soap serves as a weapon of mass distraction in case of seige

[joshdw4]

Obsessive compulsive caravan guard?

As soon as he saw soap, he needed to move it to a better place. Once he moved it he felt dirty and needed to clean himself, and tried to find the soap pile. Rinse, lather, repeat.

[uran77]

Hi!

Is there a potential water source near where he dropped the soap? Maybe he used it to clean himself...

Deathworks

Don't drop the soap