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DJ

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Worst Eurovision yet
« on: May 29, 2010, 04:03:54 pm »

There was a disturbing lack of ridiculous costumes. There were some bad songs but no comically bad ones. Worse, most songs were actually decent, as pop songs go, and some were actually *good*. If it wasn't for Serbia, the show would've been a complete failure.

Basically, a remarkably unmemorable Eurovision, the only thing I'm likely to remember tomorrow is the Armenian chick's cleavage.

So, did anyone else watch it?
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Re: Worst Eurovision yet
« Reply #1 on: May 29, 2010, 04:20:51 pm »

Ya, me here. I'm still rooting for our Lena. :P
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Re: Worst Eurovision yet
« Reply #2 on: May 29, 2010, 04:31:58 pm »

Looks like Jimmy Jump saved the day:

(fast forward to 1:05)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-lLXBiZx4M
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Re: Worst Eurovision yet
« Reply #3 on: May 29, 2010, 04:38:04 pm »

That performance didn't look appealing at all, the comments for Jimmy show he has a track record of this thing XD
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Re: Worst Eurovision yet
« Reply #4 on: May 29, 2010, 04:40:40 pm »

Just from that one, I can guess that the whole thing must have sucked.
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Re: Worst Eurovision yet
« Reply #5 on: May 29, 2010, 04:53:54 pm »

My top 3 (1. Albania 2. Moldova 3. Iceland) are doing appallingly. And Israel is doing ridiculously well, considering their awfulness.

The German girl wasn't bad, but her accent was horrific.
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Re: Worst Eurovision yet
« Reply #6 on: May 29, 2010, 04:55:48 pm »

Are they competing to be the worst or what is the actual goal of this Eurovision thing?
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Re: Worst Eurovision yet
« Reply #7 on: May 29, 2010, 05:00:33 pm »

It doesn't actually matter how you sing, it's all about block voting anyway. I liked Albania too, bur I guess they just don't have enough neighbours that like them.
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Re: Worst Eurovision yet
« Reply #8 on: May 29, 2010, 05:26:30 pm »

Germany was okay I guess. I was rooting for Turkey myself, even if their entrant's name capitalization did hurt my brain.

And it's not ALL about block voting. If you are unambiguously better than everyone else, everyone will vote for you. Thing is, you have to be unambiguously better. Doesn't happen that often. :P
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Re: Worst Eurovision yet
« Reply #9 on: May 29, 2010, 05:42:05 pm »

You'd've thought they'd've let in at least puff rock bands after Lordi.
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Re: Worst Eurovision yet
« Reply #10 on: May 29, 2010, 05:48:48 pm »

There was an influx of rock the year after Lordi, IIRC, but Sturgeon's Law applied and since Eurovision songwriters have memories barely better than that of a goldfish they started copying whoever it was that won that year.
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Re: Worst Eurovision yet
« Reply #11 on: May 29, 2010, 09:08:41 pm »

I think that, in order to make the contest more interesting, the US should bomb the country that scores the least.
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Re: Worst Eurovision yet
« Reply #12 on: May 29, 2010, 09:15:53 pm »

I think that, in order to make the contest more interesting, the US should bomb the country that scores the least.

And which contry scored the least this year?
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Re: Worst Eurovision yet
« Reply #13 on: May 29, 2010, 10:11:15 pm »

No idea. Anyone have a list with the scores?
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Re: Worst Eurovision yet
« Reply #14 on: May 29, 2010, 10:49:05 pm »

I think it was Russia...
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